My mum is such a sausage

5 comments

1. More like a pig in blanket.

2. She’s a treasure. Well? 54 or 56?

3. Here’s a way for her to remember if it’s 56: tell her to add the numerals together, and if they equal 9 then it’s ‘nein!’ to that one, therefore it’s 56.

   If it is actually 54, then… well just write it on her fridge

4. She’s a gem

5. After a visit from the mother a few years ago I had several neighbors asking if she managed to find me; she even went in one’s house for a brew and didn’t say a thing, like she just turned up and came straight to my apartment