A lot of media outlets reporting that an unnamed premier league footballer is the first to go to rehab for a laughing gas addiction.
Story at the Mirror: [https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/footballer-rehab-laughing-gas-premierleague-32046331](https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/footballer-rehab-laughing-gas-premierleague-32046331)
by horacetheminotaur
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Dele Ali maybe?
WHOLE LIVERPOOL SQUAD GETTING GEEKED UP AT ANFIELD BEFORE KICKOFF nah im just playin
Now it makes sense why Haaland’s been out so long
Not sure if it makes you laugh but I’m pretty sure they’re talking about whippets and noz . It’s a big thing here in socal. People sell it in balloons at parties
I hope it’s not Dele. Fucking kid needs a break