Since joining Manchester City, Haaland has recorded 79 goals in 83 games.

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1. No one cares. 78 of them came yesterday.

2. This guy

3. What a flop.

4. Craziest bit is he’s also the player with the most big chances missed in the league (24) with Nunez 2nd (21).

   Testament to just the ridiculous volume of chances city are capable of creating that he can be statistically the most wasteful striker in the league and still put up such ludicrous numbers.

5. How long until he hits 115?

6. And before yesterday it was 74 in 82. Which is still impressive but funny this comes after a 5 goal game.

7. Cristiano and Messi stats level

8. It will never count for shit cos he didn’t win a world cup in 2022

9. Good job Erling.

   Nothing more to prove in the Prem.

   Time to prove yourself at Madrid.

10. Ooohhh look at me I score a load of goals… grow up lad there’s a war in Ukraine

11. yet he wants to go to madrid allegedly.

12. Go blank for 4 games , score 5 against Luton in FA Cup… 5 goals in 5 games , wow 100% , Goal average every 90 minutes… Then there is De Bruyne , assists in almost every match after returning ! !

    Who’s your better player ?

13. He’s a world-class striker. No. 1 at the moment.

14. He’s alright.

15. Not too bad innit? /s