First look at Harry Kane statue hidden in storage for years

by gtab12345

33 comments
  1. Can’t they just get one of the Madame Tussaud artist to do it?smh

  2. A statue for a player that’s won fuck all. Surely that’s gotta be a first?

  3. Everytime a statue gets released they look so bad. Who are these statue makers that keep getting these jobs? Awful

  4. There’s a reason why it’s hidden in storage for years.

  5. Good attention to detail. Even captured the drool from his mouth.

  6. What is it with football clubs and generally shit statues? Do they just hire a shit one off Craigslist or something?

  7. Pretty accurate I think. It oozes his general “boring” demeanour and all round aura.

  8. Is there a Tl;Dr for the website? It’s lazy of me, I know, but what is it for? Was it Spurs who did this, or is it related to England? I don’t mean to sound like I’m shitting on him, but he hasn’t won anything, has he? Minus golden boots, which is still impressive considering the teams he played for Spurs/England. I also never like to risk opening a link that could tie back to the s*n. I am curious, though.

  9. Sitting on a bench is an…. Interesting choice for a football player.

  10. Uhhh, I’m pretty sure that’s Forrest, Forrest Gump on the park bench 🤣

  11. In 20 years people are going to look back and wonder why we were so critical of the guy that scored as many goals as he did.

    But that said, this statue is shit.

  12. How are these statues always shit? I thought we covered this in the Renaissance.

  13. You get a statue for winning a golden boot trophy? Wow the standards are low these days.

  14. It looks like they’ve made the statue working only off a quick description of him without ever seeing his actual face.

  15. Looks like Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town.
    R.I.P. Stefán Karl Stefánsson

  16. That’s not a first look. Its been on reddit before at least once.

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