⚠️ Confirmed from all parties involved that Roberto De Zerbi will not become the new coach at FC Bayern!

Saga continues and time is running for Bayern as many players from the current squad and potential new signings want to know who the new coach will be. [@SkySportDE]

by julesvr5

44 comments

  2. This is a nightmare, we are the girl on the dance floor with no one to dance with

  3. I used to think the players were the main problem. It’s pretty clear it’s these fucking clowns on the board

  5. Listen here dipshits get it done already, fucking hell.. 

  9. Mourinho is not the coach this club needs, but the one it currently deserves lol

  10. This is ridiculous and it becomes kinda upsetting that Hoeneß and Rumenigge are blocking the one solution that would be an option to somehow end this farce of a trainer search…

  11. Well we’re definitely Fc Holywood now so Mourinho it is

  14. Might as well dig up Trappatoni at this point…

    I keep saying it but to watch this club go from its height of reputation and status right when Pep left to becoming this absurd, farcical clownshow is just sad.

    Prime Uli is back bby, FC Hollywood back in full force. Now watch them hire some washed up dude, pretend he was the nr 1 guy all along, only to fire him 7 months later.

  15. Jupp’s wife tying him up, putting him in the trunk, burning down the house and driving off into the sunset as we speak

  16. Irl they should have van Gaal rebuilding the team yet again

  21. Real talk – who does the board actually answer to? Seems like it’s just been one cataclysmically stupid decision after another for a few years, at what point does the board get held to account? Or can they even be held accountable? Like, I’m a fan of many sports, and this is probably the worst mismanagement I’ve seen out of any professional sports organization

  22. Flick be like: well, well, well, how the turn tables…

    All jokes aside, I’d be down to see Hansi as a coach again. That Bayern was pretty fun to watch.

  23. Why tf did he leave the if he doesn’t want to become Bayern couch

  25. I don’t even know what to say anymore. No world-class player will join a club without a manager.

  26. At this point, I might have a decent chance. You guys know how to apply?

  28. At this point, who’s going to accept the role knowing he’s like the 10th choice or so?

  29. Honestly with the way club’s being run, are you guys really surprised that most of the managers don’t want to give it a try? can get sacked for literally anything, really can’t see any coach A+ tier to come here at all.

  30. ok bayern so basically im the perfect manager:

    1. ⁠i play fm24
    2. ⁠there i carried St Pauli to 2 dfb pokals and 1 europa league (very good)
    3. ⁠i know what a raumdeuter is (not really)
    4. ⁠i know german
    5. ⁠i can handle my money (instead of buying lots of snacks i saved it for a Ps5)
    6. ⁠i drink water from tap/glass so I’m not a bottler
    7. ⁠i watch tactic videos on youtube
    8. ⁠i watched a 4 minute video on how to be a manager
    9. ⁠i know more than 5 beer brands
    10. i scream

    so guys tell me where do i apply

  34. This guy already anounced Nagelsmann and Rangnick the new Bayern manager, so I will just see this one out…

  36. At this point might as well have Thomas Muller as coach. Way better options that what is out there.

  37. We will be the first AI coached club in the history.
    If not my guesses are Andries Jonker or Mark van Bommel. Outsider points for David Moyes.

  41. Can’t blame any coach who doesn’t want to take this job right now

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