Not a day goes by without being reminded that I am an absolute child
If that’s the colour, might be a bad UTI.
Why’s the word cum short for ejaculatory sputum, when we spell the word properly when we utter “I’m coming” or “I’ve just came on that photo of Princess Margaret”.
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It’s not a creampie, then?
So that’s what it means when they say something was made with love.
My sausage juice
Chef’s special sauce
They knew what they were doing. And so did you
The chef gave the meat a good ol’ rub
£2.80 for a sausage roll… at least Dick Turpin wore a mask.
Cum. Says so on the label.
People usually pay extra for that
🤣
That one’s a bit salty
Get that in me gob right fucking now
r/PrematureTruncation
Do you think it might be like Marmite?
Some will love and some will hate it?
[Buzz Lightyear has struck again.](https://i.imgur.com/AMe1Rcg.jpeg)
Cum. What else?
Brilliant, love it.
Not a day goes by without being reminded that I am an absolute child
If that’s the colour, might be a bad UTI.
Why’s the word cum short for ejaculatory sputum, when we spell the word properly when we utter “I’m coming” or “I’ve just came on that photo of Princess Margaret”.
~~Cum~~Come on spunk experts!
In this economy who can say no
At least it’s wearing a condom.
“Come again?”
“Yeah, they were out of gravy”