by pewpewlasersandshit

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  1. Doué would be such an incredible good transfer, would like to have him even more than Olise.

  2. Im kinda sad i am living abroad and the EUROs are happening in my home country.

    At least i will be in Cologne during the weekend, so ill hopefully get some public viewing / fan fest goodness for the QF games!

  3. Welcome Palhinha, lets Fucking goo

    starting to feel a lot more confident about the coming season, We addressed two of our biggest problems ie : DM and a winger

  4. The Squad is now there, now we wait to see how good of a job our gamble of an appointment can do with it. 

  5. Köln vs HSV to kick off the second League is a potential banger…Gladbach vs Leverkusen I‘m torn

  6. If De Ligt leaves I genuinely might take a hiatus from soccer as a whole. I don’t think a signing has made as happy as his in a long time.

  7. So Rayan Cherki is apparently on the verge of joining Dortmund, wasn’t he insanely hyped 2 years ago? What happened since then?

  8. I want to believe that we didn’t get Ouedraogo because we decided Doué is the guy we want instead.

    I know Doué is a tad more offensive, but overall it would’ve been 2 players playing for similar positions on the field again

  9. I just realized our first day of training is the 15th.. and that’s pretty late no?

    For comparison, Stuttgart starts today, Eintracht on the 8th, Dortmund on the 10th and Leverkusen also on the 10th

    Obviously many players are on international duty, but it still seems rather late especially with such a new setup

  10. > 🚨🔴 FC Bayern are still in negotiations and discussions with all the involved clubs about a transfer of #Xavi!

    > A direct loan is not an option as reported. Bayern still pushing for option/obligation to buy deal.

    > 🔻Xavi is planned to play as a number 10 and on the wing. However, if everyone is fit, he is also expected to play behind Musiala and in front of Palhinha, as revealed.

    > 🔻Bayern with Kompany have already presented their plans to the player‘s camp. Personal terms are almost agreed!

    > @kerry_hau | @SkySportDE 🇳🇱

  11. Kane/Tel

    Musiala/Coman Xavi/Müller/Sané Olise/Gnabry

    Kimmich/Goretzka Palinha/Laimer/Pavlovic

    Davies/Guerrero Kim/Dier Upa/Ito Mazraoui/Stanisic/Boey

    Neuer/Ulreich/Pretzel/(Nübel)

    This team was never ever this stacked I think. Its now or never for a legendary season.

  12. I thought we, for once, would get to play last game of the season at home. But no, they wanna give us flashbacks to last game of the league Hoffenheim away…

  13. Quick story because I’m dumb

    I moved into a new appartment 8 months ago and had to use a wifi adapter for my computer because my router is in a different room, since the move my computer just started dying, blue screens and shit.

    Because it was 10 years old (with some upgrades in between), I fully thought it’s just done. Yesterday I bought a new one (used one so not that expensive), plugged it in, another bluescreen with the same error

    Turns out my 12€ amazon WIFI Adapter is the one causing all the bluescreens and I bought a new computer for no reason because the old is still perfectly working

    Oh and our opening game is away in Wolfsburg

  14. >[Hawkins] Faced with difficulties in the João Neves case, PSG is Reactivating their interest in Joshua Kimmich. Negotiations are underway to try to reach an agreement with Kimmich. Bayern have opened the door for the versatile midfielder, who has one year left on his contract and has not renewed.

  15. Andrich has upgraded his hair to pink. Spain is so fucked.

  16. DFL want to cause me nightmares by putting the last game of the new season Hoffenheim away, AGAIN. I beg you why can’t we get a home game on our last day.

    ![gif](giphy|MEJAA7cRKQdry)

  17. i dreamed about the worst timeline last night, we got cooked on friday and get a france-england terrorball final under golden goal rules

    my god

  18. I don’t really get why we are this keen on selling Kimmich cuz even if Pahlinia is the starter for no.6 who plays next to him if Pavlovic is injured? Cuz I don’t see Laimer or goretzka filling this role as laimer is more of pahlinia’s backup and goretzka is… goretzka

    Same as deligt you might have to search for a lesser replacement and create a problem that you didn’t even have

  19. > Bayern have booked the initial part of the medical check for Michael Olise on Sunday [@FabrizioRomano]

    Finally lol

  20. I’ll freely admit I haven’t watched him play a single minute: What kind of player is Olise?

  21. I just wondered if Kim ever played on the right last season?

    You could sometimes see him struggle because he had to get the ball to his right foot. Now that we have Ito I can see them pairing together and maybe he will play stronger then

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