So where’s everyone picking?

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1. Millisle & Carrowdore. Would give him Ballyfrenis too at a push.

2. Give him the ards peninsula so we can watch Nolan get skinny under communism

3. Lurgan and Larne

4. Tyrone obviously

5. Surprised you need to ask this. Clearly Larne. Many of us had hoped it would just float off.

6. And Larne

7. Man can take Sandy Row no bother

8. Downpatrick

9. Northern Ireland literally exists because Ireland had to give up a region in the name of peace

10. They can have Stormont and its occupants (particularly its occupants) without firing a shot. Hell I’ll even throw in wee Jamie and big Stephen.

11. aww id give putin lurgan bombs or not

12. Already been done here lad

13. Larne.

14. Bt9

    EAT THE RICH

15. Are we limited to just 1 region, or are we allowed to name multiple?

16. Larne.

17. Dungiven

18. Larne

19. I was expecting to see scores of people suggesting Strabane.

20. Can we give them Lough Neagh, can’t do any worse a job of it than the current shower

    Obligatory /s

21. He could have Kilkeel, I suppose that wouldn’t be too much of a loss.

22. I would trade Swindon for a bag of peanuts… Does that count?

23. Mayo

24. Cork. They’ve always wanted to separate. We’d be doing them a favour

25. Aberdeen

26. Ballymena Russia could take it no questions asked

27. Sandy row, lurgan, west Belfast.

28. They can have larne

29. Take Swansea

30. Texas, Florida, both Dakotas, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama

31. Middle England they can have it full of tossers

32. Rest in peace; Scottish Borders.

33. South shields and various seaside towns

34. Fife

35. England?

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