Last seen in Ukraine. He might not make it… by mintoisgod Tags:Northern IrelandUnited Kingdom 8 comments Dancer, activate counter measures! Don’t worry I saw a documentary last week and the Rock is his bodyguard. It seems you are unaware Santa carries jamming and counter missile systems, and is trained in the use of decoy systems and evasive manoeuvres. The stealth technology onboard the sleigh is useful for landing on rooftops, but also comes in handy for avoiding land to air rockets and DEWs. Oh fuck santa gonna get shot down by an s300 If Santa can handle darkseid he can handle putin Alexa told me he was over Morocco there so he should be OK Santa moves at like mach fuck. Nothing will catch him https://i.redd.it/n9dq4d8b5v8e1.gif Comments are closed.
It seems you are unaware Santa carries jamming and counter missile systems, and is trained in the use of decoy systems and evasive manoeuvres. The stealth technology onboard the sleigh is useful for landing on rooftops, but also comes in handy for avoiding land to air rockets and DEWs.
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Dancer, activate counter measures!
Don’t worry I saw a documentary last week and the Rock is his bodyguard.
It seems you are unaware Santa carries jamming and counter missile systems, and is trained in the use of decoy systems and evasive manoeuvres.
The stealth technology onboard the sleigh is useful for landing on rooftops, but also comes in handy for avoiding land to air rockets and DEWs.
Oh fuck santa gonna get shot down by an s300
If Santa can handle darkseid he can handle putin
Alexa told me he was over Morocco there so he should be OK
Santa moves at like mach fuck. Nothing will catch him
https://i.redd.it/n9dq4d8b5v8e1.gif
Comments are closed.