Shit’s going down in Ballycastle

by Chartered_Acuntant

18 comments
  1. I’d look at whoever in the town sells similar stuff to them, motive

  2. It’s me I’m the shite bandit, anyone can get smeared yis cunts

  3. We had a Phantom Shitter back in school. Man was a menace and highly respected amongst his peers. His identity remains unknown. Ballycastle is new territory however, so I doubt it’s him.

  4. And people wonder why I have OCD. And why we had a pandemic. Absolute scummy bastards!

  5. Is he letting the door handle penetrate him or is he wiping it on it.

  6. Is this why the guys were fighting over the bog roll in Tesco the other week?

  7. This just seems like something a ring doorbell or CCTV camera could solve lol

  8. My guess would be one of the blanket men from the maze. Not just because of their fascination with shite but also having things hidden in their arses

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