Shane Todd is currently writing some hilarious joke about the weather in Derry and how it’s different depending on your religion. The gormless shites will be pissing themselves because they get the reference. “He’s one of us and he’s on the telly and he said a thing I know about”.
Russia will nuke us and not one country in the world will retaliate, because, hey, fair enough like. But even though we’re all charred statues with our shadows etched into the ground, still that same meme will get posted. The joke was killed and it didn’t stop it. The posters of the joke being killed won’t stop it. The heat death of the universe won’t stop it, because it will still be fucking 1 degree cooler in the heat death of Derry compared to Londonderry.
All we can do is accept our reality now. We made it through the covid pandemic and we are forced to make it through this torture. Anybody who has seen all the zombie films is at an advantage, but not by much. This evil is beyond that. This is the devil on Satan’s shoulder. This is Shane Todd material spreading to the masses. I am terrified.
It wasn’t even funny to begin with.
You know what? It’s a bit of harmless internet fun. It’s better than arguing over green/orange or gurning about the state of Translink. We’re taking the hand out of ourselves and that’s ok. If you’re not a fan, then don’t worry, it’ll die off in a day or two.
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its too damn cold not to be
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What meme?
Shane Todd is currently writing some hilarious joke about the weather in Derry and how it’s different depending on your religion. The gormless shites will be pissing themselves because they get the reference. “He’s one of us and he’s on the telly and he said a thing I know about”.
Russia will nuke us and not one country in the world will retaliate, because, hey, fair enough like. But even though we’re all charred statues with our shadows etched into the ground, still that same meme will get posted. The joke was killed and it didn’t stop it. The posters of the joke being killed won’t stop it. The heat death of the universe won’t stop it, because it will still be fucking 1 degree cooler in the heat death of Derry compared to Londonderry.
All we can do is accept our reality now. We made it through the covid pandemic and we are forced to make it through this torture. Anybody who has seen all the zombie films is at an advantage, but not by much. This evil is beyond that. This is the devil on Satan’s shoulder. This is Shane Todd material spreading to the masses. I am terrified.
It wasn’t even funny to begin with.
You know what? It’s a bit of harmless internet fun. It’s better than arguing over green/orange or gurning about the state of Translink. We’re taking the hand out of ourselves and that’s ok. If you’re not a fan, then don’t worry, it’ll die off in a day or two.
24 if you’re Protestant
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