Welcome to Europe



by hiloai

19 comments
  1. His thought processing and facial expressions will be turned into gif gold.

  2. Polish Strippers 1 – 0 US Army

    It seems like we can easily defend Greenland in case of an invasion

  3. Poland just became the most sought after posting for US servicemen

  4. I don’t know why but I’d expect Polish strippers to bite people.

  5. So we just need a platoon of Polish strippers to defend Greenland? Well, ok then.

  6. >Conner was last seen outside the Obsession Club, a strip club subject to so many complaints that one travel site says to avoid the place like the plague. Many people say that the club lures visitors by giving away free shots that are laced with drugs after which they tend to wake up in a hospital beaten and stripped of cash and personal belongings.

    >This appears to be in part what happened to Conner, an Apache helicopter pilot who went to Obsession with other soldiers after a dinner to celebrate the battalion sergeant major’s 40th birthday that evening.

    >The officer later told fellow soldiers on the car ride home that he suspected the champagne he was given at the club was laced with drugs, according to the report. He said he received multiple lap dances and showed multiple receipts adding up to 50,000, though it wasn’t clear whether that was U.S. dollars or Polish zloty, which is roughly equivalent to $13,000.

    >The report said strippers “**bit his nipples to keep him awake**, and repeatedly had his card swiped.” Though the report did not determine how the night ended, Conner was found in a different hotel the next morning by the unit’s sergeant major and battalion commander, Lt. Col. Matthew Fix.

    https://taskandpurpose.com/news/us-army-officer-poland-obsession/

  7. Drugged and bitten? Sounds like a good time. What’s the issue? This is also normal procedure involving military members overseas so I really don’t see the story lol

  8. Gather the Stripper Army! We have found the Yanks’ weakness!

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