Portugal is the first country in the EU to approve the sales of Cybertrucks. Here is the first one found in the wild 💪🇵🇹
by le_raveli
Portugal is the first country in the EU to approve the sales of Cybertrucks. Here is the first one found in the wild 💪🇵🇹
by le_raveli
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This is not a win. At all.
I would seriously choose that over a Cybertruck any day of the week.
Hopefully that piece of shit will never be street legal in Europe. And I hope Twitter gets banned as well.
I forgot to mention this version for Portugal has some changes:
-Exclusive Deep Space Blue
-It actually works as a fucking pick up truck
I hope the GPS voice speaks Brazilian
Me: Can I have a Cybertruck?
Mom: No, we have Cybertruck at home.
Beauty, it even has a cassette player.
That’s much better than a ~~Cybercuck~~ Cybertruck, it’s not electric (meaning reliable), it doesn’t look like a broken render of a GTA I military humvee and it doesn’t make Arch Incel Lord Elon richer.

CyberPortu 2077
https://preview.redd.it/gd5rra9sgcde1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4dfd8abe8d86fda50016d4efb416e8c758d2bba
I frowned when I read the title and thought “why and how? Those are death traps”, but then my butthole unclenched again when I saw this beauty
We have cybertruck at home.
CyverCarrinha
https://preview.redd.it/kusq5suencde1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad4217764627dc499205dae650e629bd0b4ad166
At least one billion times safer than a real Cybertruck
That thing will outlast any Cybertruck
Sibertraque
Ew ew ew ew ew, no, dumb, ban it, it’s dangerous
Somehow, the export version looks even worse. Lol
For a second as I looked at it, I wondered how it doesn’t look so bad here? I thought maybe it’s the EU sunlight, maybe it hits different.
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