This doesn’t account for when you have a mid stream sneezing fit and cover the walls and ceiling.
I (m) sit while peeing at home. No need to clean afterwards.
When will we all agree that we are spraying pee water debris all over, including our pant legs. I’m ready to join the sitting to pee club. Whose coming with me!? Doug Stanhope shall lead the revolution.
I never noticed the cat on the original post 😂
None of the above. r/sinkpissers
D8 – always the most silent.
Start at C5. Then move circular around the bowl to end back at C5. Which way is random.
E8 for sure. Maybe even E9, gotta make it so I’m not hitting the water. No one is allowed to hear me pee!!
That grid is way too small
Straight to the hole: highest splashback risk, but most satisfying.
Side bowler: stealth advantage, lowest return on investment.
Front and center: why even bother.. unless you prefer living on the edge?
Back burner: most zen, reflect upon the waterfall
F8 for silence. E5 to let people know about your wide urethra.
E5 is like too much noise
C5 is like you put some kind of silencer on your dong
G14 if I’m drunk in the dark
I would love to see this as a “Ladies, where does your guy pee?” To compare the results.
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Where’s the stain I’m aiming for?
Looks like someone’s ramping up to give playing battleshits a try.
Would love to know if lines 3 & 7 are a LH/RH thing.
Noooo how come so many people are evil to the cat =(
Probably I5. I sit so I can comment on Reddit
They’re peeing on the cats, they’re peeing on the dogs!
Thank you. You are the r/dataisbeautiful poster we need but don’t deserve
Eww, no. D6/7 and E6/7 are the way to go for minimum bounceback and sound.
They were kinda of cheating by putting two toilets in this image
3F at night to pee quietly.
Center daily
How are the people who like to do as many laps around the water line as possible throughout represented? Not me, obviously!
Wouldn’t be Reddit if some users wouldn’t pee at X > 10
Who the hell is going J1 and J10
Start in the middle to avoid splash, move to f 3 or 7 for noise dampening.
To everyone saying E5, do you guys clean up after all the splashing? E 2 or 3 seems safer
C4 / D3.
I move around a bit, so every part of the bowl might get some love.
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Who the fuck is pissing on the cat
This doesn’t account for when you have a mid stream sneezing fit and cover the walls and ceiling.
I (m) sit while peeing at home. No need to clean afterwards.
When will we all agree that we are spraying pee water debris all over, including our pant legs. I’m ready to join the sitting to pee club. Whose coming with me!? Doug Stanhope shall lead the revolution.
I never noticed the cat on the original post 😂
None of the above. r/sinkpissers
D8 – always the most silent.
Start at C5. Then move circular around the bowl to end back at C5. Which way is random.
E8 for sure. Maybe even E9, gotta make it so I’m not hitting the water. No one is allowed to hear me pee!!
That grid is way too small
Straight to the hole: highest splashback risk, but most satisfying.
Side bowler: stealth advantage, lowest return on investment.
Front and center: why even bother.. unless you prefer living on the edge?
Back burner: most zen, reflect upon the waterfall
F8 for silence. E5 to let people know about your wide urethra.
E5 is like too much noise
C5 is like you put some kind of silencer on your dong
G14 if I’m drunk in the dark
I would love to see this as a “Ladies, where does your guy pee?” To compare the results.
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