The German mind cannot comprehend the immense satisfaction that I, as a Brit, get from simply removing your towel, and maybe going as far as throwing them in the pool if the mood takes me.
I mean, yes: Our towels are on the lounger faster than any cheetah needs to get to Mallorca, faster than all the other holidaymakers who arrive on the island by plane and faster than the sunlight that reaches the morning.
Germans don’t want you to know this but you can just take their towel of the bed and place it by the towel collection bin
Thank you OP. This is much needed today.
And then Barry takes the last spot.
I call this a free towel.
I thought it would be Hans when a second register opens
Yeah idk how Hans does it they just kind of appear in there
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Hans puts his towel the night before and then decides in the afternoon if he will actually show up or not.
And you guys thought we stopped with Blitzkrieg in the 1940’s
At least this time it is only to occupy a seat by the pool instead of an entire continent
https://i.redd.it/r36ynqpvkdee1.gif
It’s not speed. It’s 30% planning, 20% execution and 50% autism
We need renewal fellas, this is all getting repetitive. Have we plateau’d already?
Mother fuckers face when I just pick the towel up and throw it to the side.
Fuck you hans square up

Haha! You’re too late. I already put my towel before you made this post!
Enough US spelling, it’s aeroplane.
But I quite agree
Clearly hasn’t met the average British family
[Not so fast Hans!](https://youtu.be/UQzv-8pJSqY?si=IipYhyqfuzwNNKuX)
https://preview.redd.it/uqtvmuzipdee1.jpeg?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52bd93345d8807f24d52554cd67379bf08e68bb0
Zat’s not true, we just get up way örlier zän you lazy fucks, according to ze motto:
“Morgenstund hat Gold im Mund”
Some hotels simply just remove all towels at e.g. 09:00. I love those places 🙂
I know you want to talk about the greatness that is America give it up
https://preview.redd.it/mk4jg41ptdee1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e209529bcf73484e04bf06b0642494ded629e6
It’s a close fight between Hans and Barry, that one.

I’ve been fortunate that at the resort hotels I’ve stayed at, the staff will remove the towels.
[Mandatory, totally unbiased, Dambusters-themed 1990s beer advert](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LuIJqF8av6I)
Alarm 6 AM to get my Handtuch on my Liege
The German mind cannot comprehend the immense satisfaction that I, as a Brit, get from simply removing your towel, and maybe going as far as throwing them in the pool if the mood takes me.
I mean, yes: Our towels are on the lounger faster than any cheetah needs to get to Mallorca, faster than all the other holidaymakers who arrive on the island by plane and faster than the sunlight that reaches the morning.
Germans don’t want you to know this but you can just take their towel of the bed and place it by the towel collection bin
Thank you OP. This is much needed today.
And then Barry takes the last spot.
I call this a free towel.
I thought it would be Hans when a second register opens
Yeah idk how Hans does it they just kind of appear in there
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