Trump signs executive order to roll back workplace smoking bans and reintroduce lead and asbestos into paint and other household products

Posted by dmullaney

47 comments

  1. It is so sad I thought this was a real headline at first

  2. There ain’t no fixin’ stupid and this guy is really, really stupid.

  3. Seat belts are no longer going to be installed on future vehicles and car seats for kids and babies are outlawed. Adults and kids need to toughen up like back in his day.

  5. And he’d probably pardon Charles Manson if the guy was still alive.

  6. That big tobacco lobby wins again! #makeamericamarlboroagain

  7. I genuinely thought this might be real at first.

  8. He holds every EO up to the cameras like a child showing mommy his first doody.

  10. You joke but Russia produces most of the world’s asbestos now and Vladimir Trump probably would prefer if we started importing it for use as a breakfast cereal.

  12. You know, this could have been really and I would have believed it.

  13. You laugh, that unhinged son of a bitch would ban clean air and water just to spite the lib’ruls at the EPA and then fire them all and replace with those loyal to The Reich.

  14. Is he too feeble to handle a real pen that he had to sign everything with a huge sharpie?

  15. Cant wait til he decrees that coke is to be made with coke again.

  16. Thankfully he dont read reddit especially around here so he cant get any ideas

  18. It’s ok. The raw milk has a way of taking care of that.

  20. The crazy thing is I automatically believed it because… Him.

  21. I thought this was true, until I read the sub name. He’s such a moron, he would do something like that. He’s like a toddler. Doing the exact opposite of what he should be doing.

  24. I know the EO is a joke but damn that signature size is pathetic. Dude wants his name to be the hallmark of an order he didn’t write. Just like Trump tower.

  26. Never wished cancer on anyone except this orange fucking turd

  28. Lower automobile safety standards (no more pesky seatbelts) and remove FDA food regulations (fuck what you eat),

  30. Just like his previous term, Trump forces me to remember Poe’s law by demonstrating it in real time

  32. I guess the lawyers are crying now. If you may harm your personnel what can they do? Slave labor is here. It just needed a signature from the orange baboon

  33. Putins orders were just get in there and fist fuck absolutely everything! lol we so fucked right now…

  35. I’m not from the USA but why doesn’t anyone stop him? All these things he’s doing sound ridiculous. Can’t the people like throw him out or something?

  37. It takes a few seconds to discern fact from fiction. 😮‍💨

  38. You really got me. I thought this was true for a whole 30 seconds until I read the comments.

  39. “We are going to make the hole in the ozone layer great again quickly and biggly, so everyone can be beautiful and tan like me”

  41. Finally get what I’m voting for Smoking is now in the table again /s

  42. Well I guess my wife’s asthma is actually gonna be the death of her with this and the possibility of her health insurance being taken away I can say he literally doesn’t give a shit about us

  43. Love the satire! Isn’t there some sort of flair for indicating satire? Should probably use it.

  46. These fake headlines are not helping. It’s already damn near impossible for one person to keep up with the firehose of iniquity.

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