‘Chubby’ 6ft bus masturbator hunt left innocent skinny man bottled and called a ‘nonce’
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/chubby-6ft-bus-masturbator-hunt-34528020?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=post&utm_campaigan=reddit
Posted by No_Rule5565
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BUS WANKER!
bus wanker!
While I am a bus wanker, at least I’m not a wanking on bus bus wanker.
What the fuck is this headline.
How many times did everyone else have to read it?
Shouldn’t have settled for so little
It takes six pigs to arrest the wrong man for wanking on the bus; but when when you’re the victim of a crime, you’re more likely to get threatened with arrest for breach of the peace then get the cunts to get off their fat arses and investigate
ChatGPT headline.
Reminded me of this Chappelle bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbaf1YXeHQ4&pp=ygUSZGF2ZSBjaGFwcGVsbGUgYnVz
This headline should be used on tourism posters.
Visit The UK where “6ft Chubby Masturbator” hunts leave innocent Skinny men Bottled and called ‘Nonces’!
I legit feel sorry for the guy. It is scary because a false allegation can lead to a witch hunt. And there are guys or actual nonces that have done terrible things and yet no one really bothers them.
“The man – who was over six feet tall and described as being “chubby” with dark brown hair – was reported as having got off in Islington”. 🤭
r/BrandNewSentence
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