I am german and I am autistic 🇩🇪

by ErisExplorer

35 comments
  1. >energy is coming straight from the sky

    >We can capture it for electricity

    >We think it’s a good idea to prioritize highly unstable rocks to boil water instead

  2. Forget magic rock, let’s burn black rock! Smoke is pretty dark too, surely nothing to worry about

  3. Ah yes, simple answers to complex questions. Thank you Mister Nucular-Expert

  4. The picture is from a [nuclear power plant in Switzerland](https://www.kkl.ch/home).

    It’s located at the Rhine river, directly at the German border so that they can see what they’re missing out.

  5. Teasing the Brits about Brexit has become boring, they don’t even react anymore.

    Luckily the Germans decided to gamble their whole economy because the soviets loved constructing big bombs, and best of all, they’re 100% sensitive about it

  6. Its even funnier that we’re not using it due to a idiot neighbour who designed it to be shit because they -~~were~~ are cheap bastards

  7. But using the magic rock to boil water won’t sink the dutchies into the sea :/ we need the dark magic rock to do that

  8. Weekly Todo-List for op:

    [ X ] p*ss on the germans for turning off nucular

    [ ] joke about renewables

    [ ] praise nucular in the highest

    [ ] dismiss nucular is expensive af

  9. Don’t you mean “I am German therefore I am autistic” ?

  10. Im pro nuclear but this the post make no sense, an incident with a nuclear plant is heavily more disastrous than a burning house .

  11. If the San Francisco great fire made the whole region for many many centuries…. We don’t have Silicon Valley and our life would be much more enjoyable!

  12. that’s not all, the folks at Chernobyl were absolute morons speedrunning a disaster, regulations? what are they???

    plants are much safer and advanced nowdays, something like that would never happen again, and even if it did, it’d happen in a country next to us so we’d suffer the consequences anyway

  13. Ok Brudi, willst Du die Abfälle dann bei Dir im Keller lagern? Ich habe leider keinen Platz mehr 🙁

  14. Magic rock also becomes highly dangerous after its energy is expended and we dont have good way to store it without poisoning everyone in the viscinity.

  15. Countries using nuclear energy: “it’s a very clean energy source and it’s safe as it can be!”

    Also them: We’re building our new NPP right at our border, so in case something happens, you’re hanging with us!”

    (That’s Germany on the left side of the river in the picture, right is Switzerland)

  16. Using boiling rock cost shittone of colorful paper

    not knowing how to store outsucked boiling rocks

    boiling rocks only grow in shithole countries with wannabe hitlers

    funny bluish glass sucks when the yellow thing is gone

    Weird planes on stick make water boiling without yellow thing in sky

    Weird planes on stick cost less colorful paper

    dump brains still want boiling rock

    Are they stupid???

  17. But Chernobyl or whatever isn’t really the issue why some people oppose nuclear energy, right? Isn’t it much more about not having great ways to store radioacive residue *after* you used up the magic rocks? Maybe there have been new developments here or maybe it’s still preferrable to burning coal or whatever, but the meme here seems a bit dishonest to me.

  18. Remembered Grug’s hut, yeah thought so that’s why we can’t use fire libtard

  19. off-topic, but we stopped using fire at homes because of safety, costs and waste.

  20. Now ask the French how cheap it is. Oh wait it isnt. They are in dept because of it but magic rock lobby said its cheap. Why not use Glowing light at the sky and leaf moving energy thats cheap and store the exces energy.

    Just so we are clear Germany has not a Production Problem but a Bavarian Not in my Backyard problem. Grid infrastructure nop, Nuclear nop, Solar nop, Wind nop, What does Bavaria want besides Beer and feeling superior to the Austrians.

  21. This is a peak argument in favor of nuclear (fission) energy. 

  22. The only regard is OOP

    Exploded that one time….

    Was a bit more than just an explosion and not just once.

  23. Worse, the Soviet Union exploded magic rocks, and Germans somehow think their government is as incompetent as that Soviet government. From 40 years ago.

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