Gentlemen, I think this is a fair way to handle our rightful claims? We could even create a little reservation in the middle for the Native Spaniards, which doubles as a Zoo.

by Cubelock

42 comments

  1. A partition of Spain where we don’t get Benidorm? No deal

  3. Benidorm French? Fritz doesn’t get Mallorca?

    Never seen such bollocks in my life

  4. And we don’t even get Mallorca?

    That’s the worst deal in the history of deals.

  5. So I have to choose between living in M*drid or being an Uk resident?? Just shoot me in the head and be done with it.

  7. Wait, what? I’m not complaining but on what base would we get Basque, Navarra etc?

  9. If you think you can control that area of Iberia I hope you are ready for a new space program.

  11. It’s “Olivença”, not “Olivenza”. Common misconception.

    Also, the Algarve is already british.

  12. This is the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

  13. The dutch won’t be happy. The land they get is too far from the sea, too much elevation. Not their natural habitat.

    Also I’d rather be invaded by Portugal, so I guess it’s time to move up north. Better a Joao than a Barry.

  14. Was curious from what this map is because there’s a Spanish North Africa divided.

    Althistory timeline, cool

  16. If this was to go ahead I would have a problem over the french picking up land. My hermanos deserve way better.

  17. A zoo is for animals.

    For all their faults, the Spaniards are still europeans.

  18. But… I don’t wanna be Dutch, I actually enjoy buying some drinks for my friends just cause I enjoy their company.

  20. >We could even create a little reservation in the middle for the Native Spaniards, which doubles as a Zoo.

    Hmm are you sure you’re not secretly Belgian?

  21. Ah yes, a land border with France.

    I give it about 3 minutes before war is declared.

  23. I support this plan for the sole reason to keep the tradition of colonial deals made in the back of Germany.

  25. We get annexed by Portugal and Coruña is still “La Coruña”?

    What a waste.

  27. Oh boy you didn’t gives the balearic island to Hans… he is gonna be mad and we know what happens after that

  29. Being Portuguese doesn’t sound so bad, I already have a lot of Portuguese words so yeah no prob

  30. What about Andorra? They deserve at least some coast line.

  31. Ew, no. Too many hills. Just give us the bit off the coast. Maybe the beach, if it’s not too steep.

  32. 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 Mallorca is German 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

    We will put the world’s largest towel on it!

  33. That’s not fair…. France gets Barcelona??? I mean wtf do they have in common with a bunch of stuck up foreigner hating, pick pockets?….. ooooooh wait a minute

  34. We should reconstitute Habsburg reign over Spain and make them part of Austria.

    ##MAGA #MakeAustriaGreatAgain

  35. I’ll die before being french + imagine brexiteers having to handle migration when they self explode the moment two boats come to their coasts.

    Peak terrorism this post is

  36. Mallorca has to be German, we even call it 17th federal state

  38. Just because your land is sinking in the ocean, you don’t get to grab ours, Jan

  39. Hello good sir,

    I, as an Habsburg enjoyer, want to have a piece of the cake due to our historical claims on the territory.

    Kind regards.

    (sent from my basement)

  40. I think we deserve a piece too, reperations for what they did to us all those years ago

  41. I am French now? The only fate worse than being from Madrid.

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