This is the obvious solution for Ukraine

by LobsterMountain4036

33 comments
  1. Britain reclaims the heavyweight boxing championship in unexpected way

  2. I support it. More people we can complain with about having a shitty UK rip off flag.

  3. Well, this is certainly a way to have the union jack back in the EU.

  4. First dibs on Greenland an now this..?

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  5. Hmm, not sure, does Ukraine have ancient rocks for Barry to _”preservate”_ in their museums?

  6. Incoming trade offer: you get security and I get good genetics

  7. Maybe join Sweden instead? The britts ain’t always that nice to the local population and also Sweden and Ukraine has the same colors and did have some connections a 1000 years ago and then some later also and there is also a Swedish village in Ukraine

  8. 🇺🇦🤝🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    Enjoyers of tea, root vegetables, and giving Muscovy what-for. Iwcrain am byth

  9. Honestly kinda what happened to the Anglo-Saxons settlements in Crimea. Ut seems like they just faded from history

  10. Got some experience as well – charge of the light brigade attempt 2?

  11. I mean… Barry somehow still has sovereign territory in the island of Cyprus that he uses for military bases.

    British Crimea would not be the craziest idea that has been floating around since 2014.

  12. No, that’s impossible, our rents are too low to pass off as British subjects.

  13. That’s actually the obvious solution for most of the world.

  14. This is a genius plan. When the Ukraine eventually gets it’s membership of the EU approved an insignificant little island south of the Faroes can quietly join back in too…

  15. We will take back Crimea together, the russoids lost it once, they will lose it again

  16. Maybe the radiation of Chernobyl might cure the British dental issues.

  17. Invasion over in 12 months.

    We bring a few nuclear weapons, dragon fire lasers and free use of some jet fighters to demand a return to 1991 borders.

    Undo the nuclear amnesty and sell you some old Polaris missiles then call it a day and sail home.

    All it takes it becoming a Self Governing Crown Dependancy.

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