Migrated into Iran and made an Iranian larp empire (Seljuks)
Migrated into Anatolia and the Balkans and made an Eastern Roman Empire larp empire
And now they are migrating into Germany (and making a HRE / Kaiserreich larp empire?)
Nature is healing
Hey, at least someone wants to live in Berlin
Well, cultural pride ad absurdum is a virtue these days, isn’t it? And who the hell actually wants to live in a country run (poorly) by the watermelon merchant himself?
Much easier to be proud of your country if you don’t have to deal with the reality on a daily basis.
Guys, guys, I have an idea…
Shall we build a wall in Berlin *again* ?
Berlin AND Vienna.
We barely have turks in Spain, we have the other more easterner shawarma traders with fantastic hair
Turks are not paying rent again, I see…
I remember back when I lived there (15 years ago more or less), Pankow and Kreuzberg had plenty of turkish people and businesses. Are there more now? I didn’t mind, though, their food was cheaper and I had three turkish friends.
Only in Berlin can you find BMW’s which changed holders 8 times but still look moderately new, fooling everyone back home that you earn it big in good ol’ Deutscheländ
I hope they stop voting for “someone” so we may live a better life here too, mayyybe
I’m sure if specifically for Turks or immigrants in general. I always gotten the impression that 1st gen Turks are the most self-hating while the 2nd gen Turks are the absolute most toxic unironic ultra nationalists despite residing in a foreign country barley speaking their native language or the language of their host.
Why is Germany a priority?
I get that we get Algerians due to historical ties same for England with Pakistanis and Indians… but why does turks go to Germany.
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy”
I living in Samsun
Oh Berlin.
What is Berlin?
Berlin is the city that Germans should be ashamed of on the international stage.
If you compare Berlin with other European capitals such as London, Paris, Madrid and Amsterdam, it makes any decent person’s face turn red with shame.
Even small countries such as Austria, Belgium or Switzerland have internationally presentable cities with a high quality of life in Vienna, Brussels and Zurich.
Germany is penalised with Berlin, the capital of failure.
Berlin is home to by far the most arseholes in the entire country.
Deutsche Bahn, the Bundestag, Air Berlin and the Axel Springer publishing house are just a few examples of the incompetent scum that are harboured here.
Glorious times are long gone, this city is on its knees.
The Berliner is a lazy bastard through and through.
Character traits that would be considered pure laziness, unfriendliness, incompetence, dissocial personality disorder and stupidity in any civilised culture are declared by Berliners to be Berlin characteristics without further ado.
Another central characteristic is the all-dominant inferiority complex.
This is why Berliners project massive feelings of hatred onto anyone who is better than them in any way.
The western Germans in particular, who are vastly superior to him in all respects, are a thorn in his side and he envies their success.
The fact that west Germany finances the Berliner’s lottery life is of no interest to the Berliner, he even secretly believes he deserves it.
Instead of freeing himself from his lethargy caused by envy and resentment and turning his city around, he indulges in asocial parasitism and still thinks highly of his supposed cosmopolitan city.
Berlin has a rather weak cultural disposition, with great works dating back a long time.
Even pronouncing the letter ‘g’ as a ‘j’ is considered a great cultural achievement here.
Advanced learners can even add a ‘wa?’ to the end of every sentence.
The level of performance in the kitchen is at a manageable level.
A sausage made from ground seperator meat with ketchup and curry spice is sold here as a currywurst and a stroke of culinary genius.
Any sensible person would hardly consider a sausage with ketchup to be the holy grail of culinary art and probably not even a recipe.
The rest of the republic generously allows Berliners to believe this so that their inferiority complexes don’t get the better of them.
Economically, Berlin is a disaster, even the late GDR was more solid.
Apart from that, Berlin’s economy is based on alternative blogs, something to do with media and gender studies, if the universities are to be believed.
Despite the economic bankruptcy, Berliners still afford prestige projects such as the City Palace and an airport that is supposed to be an art project due to its lack of functionality.
This city is also home to all the headquarters of the people’s parties, which for marketing reasons do without the ‘traitor’ in their names.
For a long time, the mayor of this city was the jolly Wowibär, whose prestige and prosecco politics dragged everything that was still halfway presentable into the abyss.
In short: Berlin is Germany’s tile table.
It is to Germany what Greece is to the European Union and if Berlin had an open cesspit, it would be Germany’s Romania.
Berlin is an eyesore, the pimple on Germany’s arse.
Berlin is the guy who comes to your party without an invitation, doesn’t even bring alcohol and doesn’t understand that he’s not wanted when you knock a few teeth out of his face and throw him down the stairs.
Berlin is the Detroit of Germany and should be sold to Poland for 200 złoty.
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Turks want to live in a Turkish city?
https://i.redd.it/vtfq8vyb0xfe1.gif
Ottoman neo-colonialism
https://preview.redd.it/i7q4ohgx1xfe1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb64a14d4cd43216005afd528a6bc7d10a4ed3cb
Too many Turks here 🙁
The turks have:
Migrated into Iran and made an Iranian larp empire (Seljuks)
Migrated into Anatolia and the Balkans and made an Eastern Roman Empire larp empire
And now they are migrating into Germany (and making a HRE / Kaiserreich larp empire?)
Nature is healing
Hey, at least someone wants to live in Berlin
Well, cultural pride ad absurdum is a virtue these days, isn’t it? And who the hell actually wants to live in a country run (poorly) by the watermelon merchant himself?
Much easier to be proud of your country if you don’t have to deal with the reality on a daily basis.
Guys, guys, I have an idea…
Shall we build a wall in Berlin *again* ?
Berlin AND Vienna.
We barely have turks in Spain, we have the other more easterner shawarma traders with fantastic hair
Turks are not paying rent again, I see…
I remember back when I lived there (15 years ago more or less), Pankow and Kreuzberg had plenty of turkish people and businesses. Are there more now? I didn’t mind, though, their food was cheaper and I had three turkish friends.
Either that or
https://preview.redd.it/jkns6mvsixfe1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c997fb61a501b0eeebbdfa6c7024e7ca4f58920
Only in Berlin can you find BMW’s which changed holders 8 times but still look moderately new, fooling everyone back home that you earn it big in good ol’ Deutscheländ
I hope they stop voting for “someone” so we may live a better life here too, mayyybe
I’m sure if specifically for Turks or immigrants in general. I always gotten the impression that 1st gen Turks are the most self-hating while the 2nd gen Turks are the absolute most toxic unironic ultra nationalists despite residing in a foreign country barley speaking their native language or the language of their host.
Why is Germany a priority?
I get that we get Algerians due to historical ties same for England with Pakistanis and Indians… but why does turks go to Germany.
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy”
I living in Samsun
Oh Berlin.
What is Berlin?
Berlin is the city that Germans should be ashamed of on the international stage.
If you compare Berlin with other European capitals such as London, Paris, Madrid and Amsterdam, it makes any decent person’s face turn red with shame.
Even small countries such as Austria, Belgium or Switzerland have internationally presentable cities with a high quality of life in Vienna, Brussels and Zurich.
Germany is penalised with Berlin, the capital of failure.
Berlin is home to by far the most arseholes in the entire country.
Deutsche Bahn, the Bundestag, Air Berlin and the Axel Springer publishing house are just a few examples of the incompetent scum that are harboured here.
Glorious times are long gone, this city is on its knees.
The Berliner is a lazy bastard through and through.
Character traits that would be considered pure laziness, unfriendliness, incompetence, dissocial personality disorder and stupidity in any civilised culture are declared by Berliners to be Berlin characteristics without further ado.
Another central characteristic is the all-dominant inferiority complex.
This is why Berliners project massive feelings of hatred onto anyone who is better than them in any way.
The western Germans in particular, who are vastly superior to him in all respects, are a thorn in his side and he envies their success.
The fact that west Germany finances the Berliner’s lottery life is of no interest to the Berliner, he even secretly believes he deserves it.
Instead of freeing himself from his lethargy caused by envy and resentment and turning his city around, he indulges in asocial parasitism and still thinks highly of his supposed cosmopolitan city.
Berlin has a rather weak cultural disposition, with great works dating back a long time.
Even pronouncing the letter ‘g’ as a ‘j’ is considered a great cultural achievement here.
Advanced learners can even add a ‘wa?’ to the end of every sentence.
The level of performance in the kitchen is at a manageable level.
A sausage made from ground seperator meat with ketchup and curry spice is sold here as a currywurst and a stroke of culinary genius.
Any sensible person would hardly consider a sausage with ketchup to be the holy grail of culinary art and probably not even a recipe.
The rest of the republic generously allows Berliners to believe this so that their inferiority complexes don’t get the better of them.
Economically, Berlin is a disaster, even the late GDR was more solid.
Apart from that, Berlin’s economy is based on alternative blogs, something to do with media and gender studies, if the universities are to be believed.
Despite the economic bankruptcy, Berliners still afford prestige projects such as the City Palace and an airport that is supposed to be an art project due to its lack of functionality.
This city is also home to all the headquarters of the people’s parties, which for marketing reasons do without the ‘traitor’ in their names.
For a long time, the mayor of this city was the jolly Wowibär, whose prestige and prosecco politics dragged everything that was still halfway presentable into the abyss.
In short: Berlin is Germany’s tile table.
It is to Germany what Greece is to the European Union and if Berlin had an open cesspit, it would be Germany’s Romania.
Berlin is an eyesore, the pimple on Germany’s arse.
Berlin is the guy who comes to your party without an invitation, doesn’t even bring alcohol and doesn’t understand that he’s not wanted when you knock a few teeth out of his face and throw him down the stairs.
Berlin is the Detroit of Germany and should be sold to Poland for 200 złoty.
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