It’s funny how it’s so easy to understand when written down, but when they speak you can’t understand a word.
Mijn vriend en ik proberen al jaren op natuurlijke wijze zwanger te worden, maar tot nu toe hebben we alleen maar allebei last van onze reet
Why do I understand Dutch?
GEEF ME EEN KLAP PAPA
Absolutely
Dutch is not a serious language
Comedy Germlish.
The correct phrasing is not actually “ejaculeer diep in mijn kont en maak me zwanger” that’s ridiculous. Every decent Dutchman knows it “schatje, je ogen twinkelen zo mooi dat ik klaar wil komen in je dikke billen.”
Yes yes yes girl! How to pay here for?
sus
Hey fellow Brits if you never want to understand this vile language never learn German.
They told me it was “neuken in de keuken” 🤔
Whereas in my country the Flemish say “I like seeing you” (I zie je graag) to tell their soulmate that they love them.
Saying I love you properly is considered clunky and old-fashionned.
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“Ejaculate deep in my ass and make me pregnant”
Truely romantic poets
It’s funny how it’s so easy to understand when written down, but when they speak you can’t understand a word.
Mijn vriend en ik proberen al jaren op natuurlijke wijze zwanger te worden, maar tot nu toe hebben we alleen maar allebei last van onze reet
Why do I understand Dutch?
GEEF ME EEN KLAP PAPA
Absolutely
Dutch is not a serious language
Comedy Germlish.
The correct phrasing is not actually “ejaculeer diep in mijn kont en maak me zwanger” that’s ridiculous. Every decent Dutchman knows it “schatje, je ogen twinkelen zo mooi dat ik klaar wil komen in je dikke billen.”
Yes yes yes girl! How to pay here for?
sus
Hey fellow Brits if you never want to understand this vile language never learn German.
They told me it was “neuken in de keuken” 🤔
Whereas in my country the Flemish say “I like seeing you” (I zie je graag) to tell their soulmate that they love them.
Saying I love you properly is considered clunky and old-fashionned.
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