God gives his biggest naps to his eepiest warriors, sounds good
Finally a good post true to the spirit of the sub.
Btw you forgot to include a photo of your mother’s performance last time she visited us
Very accurate to be honest, misses the middle afternoon siesta, but still. Now go suiciding as your traditions mandate, Finngol.
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That’s me.
The “Wake up to see how the rest of the world is fucking everything up” is so true it hurts. Why can’t everyone just be chill like us? Just eat, enjoy the sun, and drink some wine. Ah true, because of your shit food and weather you can’t : (
Also, we don’t really dream about Dutch women. Mediterranean girls are super hot.
Why is it so damn accurate 😂
Me reading this in bed at 13:15
Balkan premium does has a nice ring to it
OP celebrating his contribution to this sub
OP, you forgot about the part about asking an inmigrant to scrap the guiris from the pool side and the part about rail a northern woman because they’re interested in males who knows how to use their weiner.
Imagine waking up early at 11h to do this…
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I wake up at 6am, my trick is having micro naps throughout the day. Check mate northerner barbarian
Based. This is why our suicide rates are low.
Day in the life of a n*rthener:
– Wake up at 5 am in the hospital (waking up from alcohol coma).
– The sun has not risen up yet. It will take 14 more months to do so, if god is merciful.
– Think about paradisiac pigs land and food while eating nutritious yet barely edible slop on a disheveled hut with a massive stove.
– Go to work.
– Attempt to go to sauna but it isnt working. Commit self mutilation and/or drink yourself to almost death.
I am so proud of this, I am going to sleep a bit more today to honor this post.
Don’t forget dads kiss on the cheeks shortly before bed!
Very accurate, except we don’t fantasise about duch girls. Eastern European girls all the way, because it’s our understanding that blond rich people just don’t know how to cook.
Me reading this after having woken up from a nap
Hans, give us dineros, pls pls *begs in unemployed*
Completely accurate
Sounds like a pretty good life.
Pity our work ethic meant we had to go and quickly leave team PIGS.
This is the life my Asian friend, reject modernity, embrace nap
…
that looks pretty sweet – actually…
Whelp, guess It’s time to move.
Idk, seems really on point to me
You know what??? That’s spot on…..
You might not like it but this is what peak happiness looks like
*A LIFE WELL SPENT*
Quality post, my compliments but reading a 14 slides post it’s tiring, time for a well deserved nap.
And it couldn’t be better
“EU mandated francophobia”
That’s what you, barbarians and the savages call it because is a mimicked construct of your society; hating France is embedded in our DNA since centuries ago, we don’t even consider it hatred anymore, just a regular reaction/feeling.
Otherwise, pretty accurate. Now if you excuse me, I’m late for the last nap of the day.
That’s life (insert frank sinatra as a PIGS)
this is a documentary about my life
What’s the “deport Hungarians” a reference to?
Yes.
This pig looks very northener, tbh
I wake up at 12:00 because I have to go to the bar to have some wines before lunch, it’s on the constitution
This is awesome. Enjoy life and chill. I LOVE THE PIGS! VIVA ESPAÑA, PORTUGAL, ITALIA, Y GRECIA!
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Oh merda, is 12:32 here but I’m awake
Should I have slept more?
Just woke up, what’s going on?
God gives his biggest naps to his eepiest warriors, sounds good
Finally a good post true to the spirit of the sub.
Btw you forgot to include a photo of your mother’s performance last time she visited us
Very accurate to be honest, misses the middle afternoon siesta, but still. Now go suiciding as your traditions mandate, Finngol.
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That’s me.
The “Wake up to see how the rest of the world is fucking everything up” is so true it hurts. Why can’t everyone just be chill like us? Just eat, enjoy the sun, and drink some wine. Ah true, because of your shit food and weather you can’t : (
Also, we don’t really dream about Dutch women. Mediterranean girls are super hot.
Why is it so damn accurate 😂
Me reading this in bed at 13:15
Balkan premium does has a nice ring to it
OP celebrating his contribution to this sub
OP, you forgot about the part about asking an inmigrant to scrap the guiris from the pool side and the part about rail a northern woman because they’re interested in males who knows how to use their weiner.
Imagine waking up early at 11h to do this…
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I wake up at 6am, my trick is having micro naps throughout the day. Check mate northerner barbarian
Based. This is why our suicide rates are low.
Day in the life of a n*rthener:
– Wake up at 5 am in the hospital (waking up from alcohol coma).
– The sun has not risen up yet. It will take 14 more months to do so, if god is merciful.
– Think about paradisiac pigs land and food while eating nutritious yet barely edible slop on a disheveled hut with a massive stove.
– Go to work.
– Attempt to go to sauna but it isnt working. Commit self mutilation and/or drink yourself to almost death.
I am so proud of this, I am going to sleep a bit more today to honor this post.
Don’t forget dads kiss on the cheeks shortly before bed!
Very accurate, except we don’t fantasise about duch girls. Eastern European girls all the way, because it’s our understanding that blond rich people just don’t know how to cook.
Me reading this after having woken up from a nap
Hans, give us dineros, pls pls *begs in unemployed*
Completely accurate
Sounds like a pretty good life.
Pity our work ethic meant we had to go and quickly leave team PIGS.
This is the life my Asian friend, reject modernity, embrace nap
…
that looks pretty sweet – actually…
Whelp, guess It’s time to move.
Idk, seems really on point to me
You know what??? That’s spot on…..
You might not like it but this is what peak happiness looks like
*A LIFE WELL SPENT*
Quality post, my compliments but reading a 14 slides post it’s tiring, time for a well deserved nap.
And it couldn’t be better
“EU mandated francophobia”
That’s what you, barbarians and the savages call it because is a mimicked construct of your society; hating France is embedded in our DNA since centuries ago, we don’t even consider it hatred anymore, just a regular reaction/feeling.
Otherwise, pretty accurate. Now if you excuse me, I’m late for the last nap of the day.
That’s life (insert frank sinatra as a PIGS)
this is a documentary about my life
What’s the “deport Hungarians” a reference to?
Yes.
This pig looks very northener, tbh
I wake up at 12:00 because I have to go to the bar to have some wines before lunch, it’s on the constitution
This is awesome. Enjoy life and chill. I LOVE THE PIGS! VIVA ESPAÑA, PORTUGAL, ITALIA, Y GRECIA!
Yayyyy we are premium!
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