2WE4U CONVENTION Brochure

by Strong-Clothes4993

41 comments
  1. I know it’s a joke but it legit doesn’t sound too bad lmao

  2. What do you mean no knives?! This is blatant anti-British discrimination. I demand the right to bear a knife.

  3. I feel kinda bad because it looks like you put in soo much effort but I ain’t reading all that

  4. I will be judging hard, submit only the best you have to offer.

  5. Norway is happy to fund lunch.

    Norway will skip the bicycle race in Charleroi, as it is the only area in Western Europe not covered by our travel insurance.

    Norway will not fund the participation of Australia.

    Norway requests a new agenda item entitled “the establishment of the rules of procedure pertaining to the creation, amendment and abolition of the flairs of nations and subnational entities, as appropriate.”

    Norway expects, as a matter of established practice, “Fuck You” as an option at the beauty contest.

  6. What a glorious shitpost at this time of day, now i can go to sleep happy •3•

  7. I’ll never understand how Northern Europeans have dinner at 19

  8. The organizer is briliant. We can have morning siesta from breakfast to 11:30.

  9. ONLY ONE HOUR OF SIESTA? YOU PSYCHOPATH!! YOU’RE GONNA KILL US!

  10. There sie is some room for a major entertainment! A German stand-up comedian. Just let him habe his spot after the drinking contest and it will be a blast!!

  11. I’m going training to Mariupol streets to be ready for the Tour de Charleroi.

  12. Wonderful post

    ![gif](giphy|a0Lgc1JvbfS4o)

    I’d love to add more, but I’ll start training for the savage hunt right away.

    Can I bring my calipers for some quick cranium measurements btw?

  13. Sorry but hours are orientative right? We do not perform well on a schedule.

  14. “Hearth of Europe”…? Is that why it doesn’t exist because it’s been torched…?

  15. It’s a joke? I wanted to bring my t-shirt with “please have patience with me, I’m Spanish” on the front

  16. Finally some quality content that isn’t yank propaganda

  17. I’m willing to do many things, but travelling to Charleroi is too much. Perhaps we can all go to Urk instead?

  18. My favorite hobby in the early morning, running away from the colonizers

  19. You’re Italian, how could you miss adding an asterisk on “PIGS rooms paid by net contributors” with: akshually Italy is a net contributor, suck it

  20. This but unironically. And I will be bringing my puukko.

  21. If Seàn is somehow sick before the convention, we can do the pyrotechnic show, we are also good at this 😀

    And is it possible to bring food? We can bring wine, baguettes and frogs

  22. It’s actually a Pajala Sunrise not a Norrland Sunrise. It’s called Sunrise because you drink a bottle of vodka then you wake up when the sun rises. Also you’re missing the single lingonberry (for taste).

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