Peak Italian modernity

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1. Guy cut the spaghetti; there have *got* to be consequences; we live in a society!

2. Typical Italian ritual to pay homage to the gods in the hope of finding a job

3. Most evolved sardinian

4. god forbid men having hobbies

5. me trying to explain that I’m not that kind of european when ameritards accuse me of doing blackface

6. If my kids ask I’ll tell them this is shiatsu

7. and they say we are the barbarians

8. Aaahh il carnevale barbaricino, peak event of the year.

9. https://preview.redd.it/qwvvece95vie1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5466d0d5c09946c19fbccbe80650c8228c3c26a4

   Embrace modernity embrace tradition

10. Not so different from Midtsommer, just less flower themed.

11. This is amazing. Those guys with the hammers are going hard. I don’t know what I’m looking at.

12. Krampus has entered the chat

13. I thought we had banned the worship of Cernunnos about 2000 years ago

14. Is this northern italy? Or is that celebrated all over italy?

    The guy with the Horns rlly resembles our Krampus tradition, which besides austria is also practiced in northern italy/South Tyrol aswell if i remember correctly (which funnily is ex austria aswell and people still speak german in many parts there )

    Ps.: im not a patriot who demands Südtirol and i dont care about the Südtirol Austria/Italy discussion and hope to not get into that with that little comment haha

    Edit: Nvm he actually doesnt look like krampus but just has fur and Horns bound to his body

15. To be fair I’ve seen similar things in German Mittelaltermarkts.

16. Why do i have the feeling its a tradition closely related to our villages bordering Spain. Lets beat the demons with sticks, lets use cow bells to make noise, lets make ugly masks to scare the demons. We call them by many names chocalheiros, caretos or farandulos… But if @OP does not recognize this then I guess Carantoñas is after all a non spanish tradition.

    https://preview.redd.it/chnc2wxa8vie1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6b85b23847a837e378ced5629f7afbd64cd8441

17. Woteva jus stay aways from our rocks okay

18. https://youtu.be/8SkLmaVejbk?si=hlg4Vje4d9ZVCpdK We usually whip the girls, but to each their own.

19. Thought simple folk were scared of fire?

20. Northern Greeks smile with awkwardness

21. I somehow highly doubt that in Galicia you don’t have Celtic pagan traditions still around. Based Luigi or Luigi-Hans.

22. Abstract Daddy boss fight in Silent Hill 2 be like

23. Soyjak Mediterranean island: beating hides with clubs like neanderthals

    Chad North Sea island: beating women with cow horns like sophisticated gentlemen

    Seriously though, what‘s wrong with island people?!

24. I wanna see americans having a meltdown over their face paint

25. Resident Evil 9, leaked trailer.

26. and after that they will all shagging sheeps

27. And they call sinterklaas and zwarte piet weird.

28. Are they resurrecting Berlusconi?

29. The REAL Carbonara

30. what the hell I’m sardinian and of course I know mamuthones but seeing them beating the shit out of each other is new to me

31. Seems like normal winter solstice celebration. Just less snow.

32. Reject modernity.

    Embrace whatever the feck this is.

33. South European parents when their child is still living at home at 40 years old

34. I have honestly no idea why they are hitting the dude with a mace

35. If you don’t have some krampus variation in your country you don’t belong to 2weu4u

36. That’s one ugly carpet

37. 

38. 1. elaborate way to clean your rug

    2. People doing a happy Dance rug is Clean

39. I didn’t know Italians had a thing for furries

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