Germans after every Islamist terror attack

by sw00za

21 comments
  1. oh there is a classic strategy how Germans prevent it:

    * tweet that we will not be divided
    * tweet that your thoughts are with the victims
    * show concernment that it’s not the time to let this tragedy be exploited for political gains
    * write Germans kill too or say that the real problem is men
    * declare “crime banned here” zones applicable between 22:00-06:00
    * organize a demonstration against nazis

  2. Ah yes, Islamist terror is purely a German phenomenom. 9/11, Charlie Hubdo and many more never happened.

    I think you’re so high up that your brain isn’t getting enough oxygen Joseph.

  3. There’s an awful lots of mini-Elons in our ironic sub tonight.

  4. Silence austroid

    Your opinion is not valid and your independence is an expression of our benevolence

  5. Once again an Austrian is fanning the German flames… I’m about to set fire to the Reichstag brb

  6. To be fair, we are absolutely clueless why this happens. Nobody knows.

    After years of this, we have finally been able to claim – amidst many protests by really, really, really good people – that “men” might be at the core of all of this.

    We do not know – and certainly don’t believe – that there could be any other factors relevant in these occurrences. It’s a total mystery.

  7. Duh, there was no “No driving into pedestrians” zone declared, of course that’s what’s going to happen

  8. OP is lucky that Switzerland is in between him and France because they would like a word him.

  9. I‘m sure there will also be reminders to keep an arm‘s length of distance to attackers. Or in the car attack cases they might remind people to work on their 100m time to outrun the cars.

  10. Belgium, France, Spain, and the UK all have had multiple islamist terror attacks. It’s definitely not just a german thing

  11. I don’t like to complain since this is satirical /r, but I’m from Barcelona, and we had those attacks, too.

  12. Wow. I like this sub because it is self ironic and everyone can take it. I dont want to have the same left vs right fuckup like in other subs. Can we please agree that this is not the sub for this?

  13. A Merkel legacy incident

    ![gif](giphy|lOgwgxvd7EP1AmdTxH|downsized)

  14. Germany is one of the safest countries in the world, I would laugh my ass off about the dumbfuck racists who genuinly belive that foreigners are a menace that we need to fight, if their stupidity was not weaponized by people who actually want to ruin our country.

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