Will you cunts be my valentine?? 🥺👉👈🥺

by annoying97

25 comments
  1. I can’t be your Valentine because I already have one…

    But if you want, I can supply you with one of our many twinks if that would be sufficient?

  2. Yeah! Let’s go to Lisbon, I want to show Eastern Europe.

  3. In Spain if you are all alone for Valentine’s Day you can spend your spare time with Manuela 8==✊=3💦

    In your case you can spend the day with Manolo ✊.

    But you know, we are all here for emotional support.

  4. No I don’t think I will as I am taken but best of luck to you Aussie

  5. Ahh, Europe, the country with three Tour d’Eiffel, two Brandenburger Tore and two Colloseums.

    Come join us, Cunt. ❤️

  6. ![gif](giphy|9CzDfG0oaq98s|downsized)

    C’mere chook

  7. Everyone here is my valentine! 😘

    ![gif](giphy|CGXnGb7zpsvXD2uwvd)

  8. Remember fellas, there’s time for 6 pints after work today

    You can always get flowers from the petrol station on the way back from the chippy

  9. ^FREUDE ^SCHÖNER ^GÖTTERFUNKEN ^TÖCHTER ^AUS ^ELYSIUM

  10. The one day of the year when Big Ben turns into Large Benjamin

  11. This is the only card I’m going to be receiving today, so, thank you to my favourite Emu 🥺🫶🏼🩷.

  12. I don’t swing that way, can I make amends for that by cooking for you?

  13. Sure, but let’s negotiate a price first, okay? I’ll send you a tikkie later.

  14. I am really offended by no Dutch things being on your valentines card so i have to decline you cunt

  15. Yeah, I’m single this year so that would be my pleasure.

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