Can confirm. This is the governmental cloud we spent Hans’ money on. We are so hilariously bad at managing government digital stuff that last monday the whole fucking digital system of the country was taken down by a failed UPS and some power fluctuations.
Rare Romanian W ?
Transylvania Online Support Services, my name is Dracula, how can I help you?
Funnily enough, a few years ago a hospital in Bucharest was hit by a ransomware attack. The hackers locked the entire database but the hospital was able to continue its work due to the fact that most of the files were on paper.
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Romania adopted? You mean they STOLE from us
Where are their fax machines?
Have fun explaining this idea to a politburo commissar/inspector XD
Inspector: “You spent a total of 247 hours trying to hack a Romanian database…”
Hacker: “Yes.”
Inspector: “…a ROMANIAN database…”
Hacker: “I’m getting shot aren’t I?”
Inspector: “Yes.”
Average German W. Take that hackers💪🇩🇪🦅
The Portuguese database is just a box of papers and a security guard who is sleeping cartoonishly-like next to them
Is this true?
Put these in folders, a proper lock on the door and you can get tis certified for an information security management system.
Don’t ask me how I know.
[Just like US Government databases](https://xcancel.com/elonmusk/status/1889062581848944961), these probably don’t use SQL.
Can confirm. This is the governmental cloud we spent Hans’ money on. We are so hilariously bad at managing government digital stuff that last monday the whole fucking digital system of the country was taken down by a failed UPS and some power fluctuations.
Rare Romanian W ?
Transylvania Online Support Services, my name is Dracula, how can I help you?
Funnily enough, a few years ago a hospital in Bucharest was hit by a ransomware attack. The hackers locked the entire database but the hospital was able to continue its work due to the fact that most of the files were on paper.
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