Europe ๐Ÿ’™

by MythicalKaos

29 comments
  1. sorry guys, but I we threw our potential for world domination into the gutter TWICE. I dont think we can make a comeback with those birthrates

  2. Davai blyat.

    Ahem, I mean yes of course old chap. Jolly good.

  3. I’m sure whether you’ve noticed, but we have been utterly humilated in the last 7 days.

    Our main response was that German guy breaking out in tears.

  4. Europe has been in decadency and has been defeated, invaded and subjuged since before the christianism, and so what, we always prevail, let the modern empires rise and fall, we’ll be there watching and judgin

  5. Not with these shitty politicians. Somehow Draghi is the only one I can fully respect right now

  6. Let’s hope we get our shit together right this time

  7. like…give me one metric where Europe is not the most awesome or best continent (excluding Mordor)

  8. Have Barry and Pedro build an armada together and we will build a land army with Pierre. The rest can try get a good air force running. And off we go, civilizing the savages again. It’s been long enough.

    This and other things are being said on the weekly meeting of depressed Euro-nationalists.

  9. Sorry but for this to be a possibility, we first need A LOT of politicians replaced.

    Our leaders need to stop playing by all these rules and regulations when no one else does.

    We need leaders that just do what needs to be fucking done without a care for what a few countries in our union thinks.

  10. We’ll come back to the EU if we move it to somewhere that’s real and not belgium. Let’s move that fucker to a Mediterranean location. Say, somewhere like Giibraltar.

    While we’re at it let’s reduce Hans voting powers and make sure they have to get off ruzzian gas

  11. Let’s be fair, Asia was bossing it for centuries until the Mongols swooped down and obliterated the Middle East.

  12. Between us we owned most of the known world and brought civilization to the uncivilized (without *any* negative consequences…).

    Then the Yanks were allowed to go on their own (thanks for that, Pierre) and here we are.

    It’s time for us to flex our fucking muscles again lads.

    The rest of the world was given a chance to prove it could be trusted and it can’t.

    Europe needs to step in again.

  13. If we actually wake up that is, I still think we gonna sleep walk into irrelevance because we are too afraid to act.

  14. I fucking WISH this was true but we would need a lot of spring cleaning in all EU members and expecially in the EU parlament

  15. Every single country has achieved great things on its own, imagine if we truly banded together.

  16. While I will say that Oceania is the best continent per capita, even better than the Netherlands, Europe is certainly the best overall

  17. Are we? Are we done with this shit? I mean, I sure hope so, but are we really?

  18. We’re not there yet, pal, but I like your optimism.

    Soon^(TM)

  19. Fine but we need to change the Flag (itโ€™s shit) and let the Canadians, Aus and NZ in.

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