Yes ass wipers, many people find using a bidet to be a very pleasant sensation when cleaning the anal area, as it provides a gentle stream of warm water that feels significantly more comfortable and thorough than simply wiping with bog paper, especially for those with sensitive skin like me or conditions like hemorrhoids; essentially, most users report feeling cleaner and fresher after using a bidet. You will leave the Bog with a smile on your face. Which team do you want to be using in 2025. The choice is yours. Bidet or Toilet paper. THOSE WHO USE BABY WIPES FOR THERE ASS, THEN A HAIRDRESSER TO DRY THE HAIRY ASS, PLEASE STAY AWAY FOR THIS IMPORTANT TOPIC.

by Equivalent-Low2537

26 comments

  1. Let me tell you, as someone who’s lived in Indonesia, Japan and South-East Asia, bidets/bum guns, are the best thing ever. Screw toilet paper.

  2. I like the idea of it, but the issue I can’t get my head around is splash-back. Surely the dirty water goes absolutely everywhere, also all over the hose so it would be a whole cleanup operation after every visit.

  3. Anyone that hangs their bogroll that direction is obviously some kind of psychopath.

  4. Bidets for life. Ask yourselves, if you had shit on your hand would you prefer to wash it with water or just mash it into the skin with dry tissue. (Honourable mention to flushable wet arse wipes)

  5. The western world are absolute fucking savages when it comes to anal hygiene. This is looooong over due 

  8. I’m already there, my toilet at home washes and drys! 🙋🏻‍♂️

  9. It’s is against water regulations to fit these onto most systems without a break valve, which are expensive

  10. Honestly, online discourse around bidets is second only to Americans clinging to circumcision.

  13. You say the revolution is coming, but judging by the comments it arrived a while ago

  14. Andrex have paved the way for this by slowly reducing the quality of their toilet roll to the present day were it is practically unusable, between the Andrex and the hemeroids it’s like you’ve sat on a fuckin snow globe.  Team bidet 🙌

    Edit 

    I probably could of just said “I support this” instead of painting such a picture but here we are 😅

  15. Used one when holidaying in Indonesia a few years ago, they’re a game changer

  17. Can’t wait to shit over a hole too. Just squat and shit.

  18. Once your ass is wet from using the bidet, how do you dry it? Doesn’t the wet toilet paper start sticking to your bum? Or have you a dedicated towel?

  19. I saw a video on IG the other day about the reason we don’t have more bidets installed in the UK – water temperature. Our normal water temp is quite a bit colder than say Asian countries with bidets and your ass hole upon feeling this cold water will immediately tighten up and make cleaning more difficult. Like the threat of a finger up the bum whilst walking up the stairs in front of your significant other who’s having a laugh.

  20. Team CLEAN RING

    Morning after a curry and a Bidet soothes your rusty star. Why wreak it further with paper

    It’s like a hug from your bowl to bowel

  21. I don’t care and don’t spend my time thinking about other peoples assholes

  22. And syphon the toilet water back into your water supply 🤢

  24. You need to be able to see any possible spiders on the roll friend

  26. Been living in Asia for quite a few years. Bum guns FTW. They’re actually better than those Toto Washlet jobbers, but I’m not sure I’d want to use one in NI in the winter… It’d be like spraying your arse with ice water…

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