We’re but a few months away until the lobster people come to the continent

by norrin83

14 comments

  1. This is utter bollocks.

    There’s no way anyone gets sunburned in *Ireland*

  3. Is there a reason why they get so red in this one specific region in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern?

  5. The gammons will prevail, heed this warning. We go wherever there is a mid to high temperate and cheap booze.

    Benidorm, I’m looking at you, you as well sunny beach !

  6. So what’s the original statistic and what causes Burgos’ chadness VS Cantabria weakness.

  7. They’re some sort of Lovecraftian creatures, emerging from the sea at night and shining like lava.

  10. Meanwhile when I go north and don’t get sun somehow I turn sickly green instead of white?

  12. We exist in defiance of the Suns best efforts to burn us to cinders.

  14. The Barry paradox:

    Barry visits PIGS during the summer and turns from albino to lobster in a few hours

    You visit London during the winter and encounter only tanned people

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