Sadiq Khan wants to take Trump for a ‘good curry on Brick Lane’ to show ‘the joys of London’s diversity’ on state visit

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1. The onion is dead

2. “Good curry on Brick Lane” doesn’t compute unfortunately, being as it’s not 2005

3. Pretty irrelevant article to be honest. Trump isn’t visiting the UK to see Khan.

4. There haven’t been good curries on Brick Lane for 20 years

5. Better off going to Leicester, Bradford or Birmingham. There are some incredible restaurants if you are after a good curry in England.

   Brick Lane not so much anymore unfortunately.

6. Bring him to Hounslow for the bant, better curries here than Brick Lane anyway.

7. God help us

8. Trump wouldn’t know decent food if it punched him in the face.

9. Back when he was Tooting MP he said smth along the lines of ‘don’t go Brick Lane come to Tooting’ – I think he might be right

10. Trump won’t eat it. Its not from McDonald’s.

11. Good lord there are lot of weirdly sour comments in here. Did it occur to anyone that Kahn’s point is more about valuing multiculturalism and less about the relative merits of Brick Lane’s gastronomic offerings?

12. So.. he wants to poison him. I may start to like Khan after all. 🤣

13. Would have been more interesting if Khan had said something other than about curry & diversity 

14. Is Trump interested in a curry? Surely it’s McDonald’s and burgers that he prefers.

15. Absolutely that twat that refuses papad, orders a korma and then fusses for the whole meal. Teetotal, too, so disastrous night.

16. Take him to Brixton McDonald’s for a true London experience

17. McDonald’s Curry sauce maybe?

18. This ‘diversity’ schtick is getting so tired now. London isn’t working and he’s swanning around spewing all these meaningless soundbites.

19. Trump has never and will never eat a curry. He eats fast food shit and makes everyone else around him eat it too. Thats why he’s a disgusting sack of fat and shits himself on a regular basis.

20. Why curry? Why not jerk chicken

21. If they went another five minutes over the road to Tayyabs it might work.

22. he wants to see trump shit himself. can’t argue with that tbh

23. Invite Trump to see the new Super Sewer to show him where we flush massive pieces of shit.

24. Brick Lane is a shithole these days, I only go down it for LPs at Rough Trade. It reminds me of Hull in the 70s, awaiting demolition & redevelopment.

25. Having different food isn’t as compelling an argument as they think

26. He should not even be allowed in the country. Hes a Russian asset/ too stupid to realise he was recruited in 1987. As the clash sang “if adolf hitler came in today theyd send a limousine anyway”

27. My favourite curry joint was the funny looking one on Wardour. Shame the bloke passed away. Their bathrooms were questionable but dear God, the food.

28. He’d fucking love Angus steakhouse

29. Isn’t his vp married to an indian woman?

30. 

    How Khan imagines Trump will react to a chicken tikka masala and a garlic naan

31. Take him to Southall. Can’t get really good curries on Brick Lane anymore.

32. I love how the joys of London’s diversity are actually just Indian food.

33. If he goes to brick lane. I’ll be there with my own brick to lane trump in the face with it. Please don’t attempt to dance to the monkeys tune when he arrives here. We will be protesting and I will be there with my friends to show the fat orange man this country isn’t full of back stabbing bootlicking Russian puppet cowards.

34. Brick Lanes not too far from Cable Street.. should bring him there instead

35. He’s a man in his late 70s who wears an adult nappy, it wouldn’t go well for him.

36. That’ll certainly test the metal of the golden toilet in Trump Tower

37. It’s a trap… No one’s ever had a good curry on brick lane.

38. Why is he being a beg for far-right wannabe dictators?

    Does he want to invite Putin as well?

39. He’s low key trying to take him out with a “good curry”. Or at least make his gold toilet his temporary residence for a few days 😁

40. I think I could have a good time with Trump and half a brick.

41. True London diversity experience would be taking him to Wetherspoon and then the chicken shops in Hackney.

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