Every Hans was like this the last time I was in Berlin



by African-Swallow

27 comments
  1. How would you know if you didn’t stare back. It’s basically Schroedingers stare and your fault to make it into a full stare

  2. Just stare back it’s funny! It makes Hans really uncomfortable because they don’t realise they are staring.

  3. chad stare you in the face for 30 min guy 🗿🗿👁👁

    vs

    virgin look at the ground (pls don’t hurt me😭) worm

  4. I used to follow this guy (when I was on TikTok). I could never tell whether it was an act or if he was genuinely like this in real life.

    He could stare at me any day though…ahem 😅.

  5. We use to blend out insignificant things for efficiency.

  6. Is this how Germans mate? Two specimens stare at each other while in public and then one of the two gets pregnant?

  7. I live in East German and it’s like this, it’s weird because they don’t wanna talk to you but sit there and stare, I’ve waved a few times or smiled and they just carry on staring. I tell my partner off for staring too, she’ll just dead pan stare at someone like it’s not fucking weird.

  8. We look at you only if you look weird. Just check in the mirror before you leave the house

  9. Other questions, why aren’t you staring? How will you know, if the other one needs medical help. Or if they loose the money or ticket?

  10. Barry, 61, cock in one hand, pint in the other.
    “Why are this people looking straight at me? Weirdos”

  11. It’s also their “I didn’t understand your joke face”

  12. Honestly? I went to Germany, and I didn’t find that Germans stared more than French people. It’s about the same amount of staring, except that Germans look like they’re staring through me instead of staring at me.

  13. Never played pokemon? They want a fight.

    But on a serious note: I live in Berlin and everyone is staring at his cellphone like everywhere else

  14. Don’t worry they are just trying to guess if you are Jew. Old habits…

  15. Alright

    I think we should all do it. I mean the fuck are we supposed to look at while we’re sitting in the metro? Uuh it’s full of people around me but the _absolute darkness_ from the windows and the floor are so captivating I think I’ll stare at them for the next 20 min

  16. Weakness disgusts me, even Hans complains that we stare too much in public.

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