I thought this was the story of the flash frozen shit…
Brian Blessed is a national treasure
Piers Morgan is a national embrassment
Re-used south parks bono joke
He attempted the climb 3 times and failed
Wordsmith of the Gods
Unrealistic, Weird Mergen could never be described as “perfectly formed” even as a frozen turd
Half-way up is an exageration – like all the people I know who have seemingly climbed Kilimanjaro for some cause or other.
Well that’s a lesson for life, folks … always flush, or you could create the second Piers Morgan!
There’s an old clip where someone shows him a palm pilot pda thing and he says “Palm Pilot???”
“Sounds like a fucking wanking machine” he certainly has a way with words 😂
I had the chance to meet Brian blessed – shortly after his Everest “expedition”. I faked him when we’d see each he footage and he told me he gave up at base camp 1. This was outside the Oxford theater showing of Cinderella where he was acting….. hi did not have the turd on that day
I aspire to use my language like this man.
I can’t help but hear this in Brian’s voice which makes it even better
Lost his job on Good Morning Britain for leaving pooey residue on the suede couches.
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This explains so much
Yet another reason I fucking love the British
I thought this was the story of the flash frozen shit…
Brian Blessed is a national treasure
Piers Morgan is a national embrassment
Re-used south parks bono joke
He attempted the climb 3 times and failed
Wordsmith of the Gods
Unrealistic, Weird Mergen could never be described as “perfectly formed” even as a frozen turd
Half-way up is an exageration – like all the people I know who have seemingly climbed Kilimanjaro for some cause or other.
Well that’s a lesson for life, folks … always flush, or you could create the second Piers Morgan!
There’s an old clip where someone shows him a palm pilot pda thing and he says “Palm Pilot???”
“Sounds like a fucking wanking machine” he certainly has a way with words 😂
I had the chance to meet Brian blessed – shortly after his Everest “expedition”. I faked him when we’d see each he footage and he told me he gave up at base camp 1. This was outside the Oxford theater showing of Cinderella where he was acting….. hi did not have the turd on that day
I aspire to use my language like this man.
I can’t help but hear this in Brian’s voice which makes it even better
Lost his job on Good Morning Britain for leaving pooey residue on the suede couches.
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