Tory councillor died with plastic bag on head for sexual pleasure in crack den

35 comments

1. Standard

2. Truly a “bag for life”

3. Legend.

4. Tories gonna Tory!

5. I’m sure Labour supporters on here will be very civil about this story…

6. Well that’s one way to go.

7. As is tradition..

8. Why crack den tho? There are proper establishments to fulfill these needs

9. Poetic, died doing what he loved ….

10. It’s the very last thing they wanted to happen.

11. The Daily Star headline writer is on form.

12. Im actually not surprised

13. Standard Tory scandal.

14. So typical Tory apparatchik

15. I was not ready for this headline.

16. I wasn’t expecting to read that today.

17. Awww, we’ve all been there!

18. r/BrandNewSentence

19. I suppose you’ve got to compensate in some way for the rest of it.

20. Wild that this doesn’t even rank that high on the Tory Sexual Depravity scale.

21. It’s the way he’d have wanted to go

22. Oh the Tori3s and their kinks.

23. The writers of ghosts were onto something

24. I hope for legal reasons that the Daily Star (the font of all true news) got this story immaculately correct. Otherwise I feel a massive court case incoming from the bereaved family.

25. A traditionalist, the Tories loved a gruesome sex act back in the day, a dying bred (no pun intended)

26. Torys bringing back the classics.

27. Just your average Tory councillor on a day off !

28. An outrage! Where were the stockings and suspenders and the fact there was no orange up his bum, these are not up to conservative standards. An orange is essential to the process.

29. Is he now a ghost with a weak telekinesis power?

30. Too much headline for me!

31. Tories supporters desperate for just one guy to die normally.

32. Isn’t this how the MP in ghosts died!?!

33. Well, that’s not a headline you read every day.

34. Of course he was a Tory. I wonder if they’re ever going to perfect acting like actual human beings.

35. He died doing what he loved, at least.

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