Europe really doesn’t need to apply any tariffs to the United States. Simply applying the data protection and privacy law correctly and taxing properly the Big techs is enough to make the United States bleed heavily.
enjoy your crappy wine and beer americunts
The trick to avoid these tariffs is to have shit beer that you can’t export
Guess I’ll just have to drink more
So basically prohibition 2.0.
You can only drink bad alcohol which might make you blind in the worst case and kill you in the best case.
This dude needs to find another hobby, putting tariffs on other countries is so 19th century.
I know we laugh here but this is apocalyptic for wine producers if true and I will be the one to have to deal with it
That’s it, we are putting an export tariff on ham. Let them suffer with that thing they call pork meat.
Oh that’s fun. The vodka I buy is imported from Iceland. And the wine we drink is Italian or Spanish.
Alright, let’s fuck the mcdonalds, kfc, burger king, wendy’s, starCunts, etc.
Nice. More stock, cheaper prices in the EU. Happy consumer
Is this true?
I mean, I just don’t know anymore. Stuff I used to think was so ridiculously out of order (It has to be fake right….., …..RIGHT!?!?!?) seems to be business as per usual nowadays.
Bartender, 1 million tariffs
Very good news. Great Bourgogne and even Jura wines were becoming harder to find because of the ameritard buyers. We’ll gladly sell them to the EU.
We just have to push bourbon drinkers towards Cognac and the problem is solved.
Beer, of course, was never an issue.
Enjoy your shit beer americans
Great, now the price of Chartreuse can come down ! Can’t wait for the bottles not to cost 50€ anymore.
Trump has cut off American consumers to crisp continental lagers and sweet wines of the French Riviera.
Instead they’ll be treated to tins of Carling and wine fermented in a bathtub in Dundee.
Lol. Lmao even. This might actually cause a civil war. Lower incomes SURVIVE on cheap wine and hennessy. And the upper class drinks expensive wine and scotch. The only ones unaffected by this are hillbillies (who don’t pay taxes on moonshine anyways) and the douchebag millennials who enjoy local microbrews and beat their wives.
Positive: cheaper wine.
Negative: invasion of american tourists
Good. More for us. Were the booze, beer AMD wine capital of the world. We dont need any others
I only drink Russian vodka so I guess in a way I’m fucked.
Give that cunt some Buckfast, he’s Scottish after all.
More for us
Ok…? Just increase wine prices to 200% and ban jack Daniel’s, fuck the ameritards
Fuck them, lets leave all us trade , let Them Rot.
Lets just bara bada bastu
Oh shit. We boutta get surplus cheap alcohol?
Aight hook me up boys.
João, gonna need 3 bottles of your best port wine.
Juan, I need the good stuff. Carlos Imperial.
Pierre, six bottles of bubbles, make sure it’s brut nature.
Hanz, Hook me up 10 liters of the Weizen to get through summer.
Barry, I know you’ve been sitting on the good IPAs. I need two crates.
Luigi, a box of your best Pinot Grigio.
I’ll bring the drugs.
Time to party, lads.
Wait, they dont want european alcohol, and not canadian alcohol, and not australian alcohol…
So you are dooming your country to Jack Daniels and bud light?
Concentration camps are more humane, and he is imposing it on the entire nation.
“Coors light is real beer son”
That old rag thinks he can menace us. Let’s just forbid their companies in Europe while he tariffs on us.
Maybe we get some unemployment for a few months, but if they don’t react on time they’ll find we became tech independent. No Windows, no Facebook, no Tesla, no Intel…
But fucking *why*
Oh no! Now we have to drink German beer ourselves!
Soon we’re gonna start embargoing eachother.
Maybe the worst bluff I’ve ever seen.
He said “…It will be great for the wine and champagne industry.” He doesn’t know why champagne is called champagne, does he?
MORE FOR US!!
Sante
Salute
sláinte
za zdorov’ya
Na Zdrowie
Gezundheid
Gezondheid
Op je mulle
Salud
etc…
I am curious wether European wines are more of a high end luxury product in USA or if there’s some brand making cheaper stuff. Cause in the former case he’s essentially making a big tax on the rich which will keep paying for the wine they want
Please post this on us vd Europe cause it’s getting a bit much even for me.
Counter taritffs on alcohol won’t work. We need to hit him where it hurts. I bet Coca Cola imports a lot of the stuff that goes into their syrup.
He tweeted that this will boost the Champagne buisnesses in the US, either he doesn’t know or plans to occupy France.
He hates us, he hates us!!! Finally someone who still hates us! Victory, our reputation is not totally lost!!
Oh no!
*Uncorks a bottle of really good and now cheaper wine*
The funniest part os when he said
> this will be great for american champagne businesses
Is dude really too stupid to understand that the reason it’s called champagne is because it is specifically from the champagne area? And that if it is made in the US it can’t possibly called champagne?
I don’t understand why put a tariff on a product that can only possibly be made in 1 location on earth. It’s not like there are any champagne viniards in the US.
I’ll drink more for my country then
This only applies to Heineken. And if they went broke, nobody would miss it, so I personally don’t see the relevance
Just tax american soft drinks like coca cola, fanta, monster, pepsi, ect.. they’ll fold faster than the twin towers did.
Poor Americans. Being forced to drink Pißwasser since they can’t afford premium euro beer.
Does this mean trade war is on? So we won’t be seeing the likes of Jim Beam and Jack Daniels on the shelves? Oh no, how ever will I survive not being able to get terrible whiskey? I guess I’ll just buy Scottish or Irish whisky instead, what a sacrifice… Oh wait.
I really hope Europe does the same thing Canada did and shop the whiskey back to the distiller. Jack Daniels is already struggling with the stuff coming back from Canada, sinking an iconic company like Jack Daniels might wake the Americans up to the fact that they need to do something about the situation and not just sit on their ass and wait until the next election…
Just dump FATCA, this won’t hurt us, will only hurt USsia.
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Europe really doesn’t need to apply any tariffs to the United States. Simply applying the data protection and privacy law correctly and taxing properly the Big techs is enough to make the United States bleed heavily.
enjoy your crappy wine and beer americunts
The trick to avoid these tariffs is to have shit beer that you can’t export
Guess I’ll just have to drink more
So basically prohibition 2.0.
You can only drink bad alcohol which might make you blind in the worst case and kill you in the best case.
This dude needs to find another hobby, putting tariffs on other countries is so 19th century.
I know we laugh here but this is apocalyptic for wine producers if true and I will be the one to have to deal with it
That’s it, we are putting an export tariff on ham. Let them suffer with that thing they call pork meat.
Oh that’s fun. The vodka I buy is imported from Iceland. And the wine we drink is Italian or Spanish.
Alright, let’s fuck the mcdonalds, kfc, burger king, wendy’s, starCunts, etc.
Nice. More stock, cheaper prices in the EU. Happy consumer
Is this true?
I mean, I just don’t know anymore. Stuff I used to think was so ridiculously out of order (It has to be fake right….., …..RIGHT!?!?!?) seems to be business as per usual nowadays.
Bartender, 1 million tariffs
Very good news. Great Bourgogne and even Jura wines were becoming harder to find because of the ameritard buyers. We’ll gladly sell them to the EU.
We just have to push bourbon drinkers towards Cognac and the problem is solved.
Beer, of course, was never an issue.
Enjoy your shit beer americans
Great, now the price of Chartreuse can come down ! Can’t wait for the bottles not to cost 50€ anymore.
Trump has cut off American consumers to crisp continental lagers and sweet wines of the French Riviera.
Instead they’ll be treated to tins of Carling and wine fermented in a bathtub in Dundee.
Lol. Lmao even. This might actually cause a civil war. Lower incomes SURVIVE on cheap wine and hennessy. And the upper class drinks expensive wine and scotch. The only ones unaffected by this are hillbillies (who don’t pay taxes on moonshine anyways) and the douchebag millennials who enjoy local microbrews and beat their wives.
Positive: cheaper wine.
Negative: invasion of american tourists
Good. More for us. Were the booze, beer AMD wine capital of the world. We dont need any others
I only drink Russian vodka so I guess in a way I’m fucked.
Give that cunt some Buckfast, he’s Scottish after all.
More for us
Ok…? Just increase wine prices to 200% and ban jack Daniel’s, fuck the ameritards
Fuck them, lets leave all us trade , let Them Rot.
Lets just bara bada bastu
Oh shit. We boutta get surplus cheap alcohol?
Aight hook me up boys.
João, gonna need 3 bottles of your best port wine.
Juan, I need the good stuff. Carlos Imperial.
Pierre, six bottles of bubbles, make sure it’s brut nature.
Hanz, Hook me up 10 liters of the Weizen to get through summer.
Barry, I know you’ve been sitting on the good IPAs. I need two crates.
Luigi, a box of your best Pinot Grigio.
I’ll bring the drugs.
Time to party, lads.
Wait, they dont want european alcohol, and not canadian alcohol, and not australian alcohol…
So you are dooming your country to Jack Daniels and bud light?
Concentration camps are more humane, and he is imposing it on the entire nation.
“Coors light is real beer son”
That old rag thinks he can menace us. Let’s just forbid their companies in Europe while he tariffs on us.
Maybe we get some unemployment for a few months, but if they don’t react on time they’ll find we became tech independent. No Windows, no Facebook, no Tesla, no Intel…
But fucking *why*
Oh no! Now we have to drink German beer ourselves!
Soon we’re gonna start embargoing eachother.
Maybe the worst bluff I’ve ever seen.
He said “…It will be great for the wine and champagne industry.” He doesn’t know why champagne is called champagne, does he?
MORE FOR US!!
Sante
Salute
sláinte
za zdorov’ya
Na Zdrowie
Gezundheid
Gezondheid
Op je mulle
Salud
etc…
I am curious wether European wines are more of a high end luxury product in USA or if there’s some brand making cheaper stuff. Cause in the former case he’s essentially making a big tax on the rich which will keep paying for the wine they want
Please post this on us vd Europe cause it’s getting a bit much even for me.
Counter taritffs on alcohol won’t work. We need to hit him where it hurts. I bet Coca Cola imports a lot of the stuff that goes into their syrup.
He tweeted that this will boost the Champagne buisnesses in the US, either he doesn’t know or plans to occupy France.
He hates us, he hates us!!! Finally someone who still hates us! Victory, our reputation is not totally lost!!
Oh no!
*Uncorks a bottle of really good and now cheaper wine*
The funniest part os when he said
> this will be great for american champagne businesses
Is dude really too stupid to understand that the reason it’s called champagne is because it is specifically from the champagne area? And that if it is made in the US it can’t possibly called champagne?
I don’t understand why put a tariff on a product that can only possibly be made in 1 location on earth. It’s not like there are any champagne viniards in the US.
I’ll drink more for my country then
This only applies to Heineken. And if they went broke, nobody would miss it, so I personally don’t see the relevance
Just tax american soft drinks like coca cola, fanta, monster, pepsi, ect.. they’ll fold faster than the twin towers did.
Poor Americans. Being forced to drink Pißwasser since they can’t afford premium euro beer.
Does this mean trade war is on? So we won’t be seeing the likes of Jim Beam and Jack Daniels on the shelves? Oh no, how ever will I survive not being able to get terrible whiskey? I guess I’ll just buy Scottish or Irish whisky instead, what a sacrifice… Oh wait.
I really hope Europe does the same thing Canada did and shop the whiskey back to the distiller. Jack Daniels is already struggling with the stuff coming back from Canada, sinking an iconic company like Jack Daniels might wake the Americans up to the fact that they need to do something about the situation and not just sit on their ass and wait until the next election…
Just dump FATCA, this won’t hurt us, will only hurt USsia.
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