The glories of a european train station, americ*nts could never undestand.

by Noncrediblepigeon

26 comments

  1. Whoever designed those stupid ways to reach the platforms in HH needs a ticket to hell

  2. They had these kind of trainstations once but decided to destroy them in favour of 15 lane highways

  4. All hail the giant metal snakes, always hungry always merciful, swallows and vomits at the same time

  8. Ah, the Hamburger Hauptbahnhof. Hate the place, personally since I find it awful to navigate, plus crackheads.

    Still better than Frankfurt

  10. “*Hamburg Hauptbahnhof. You will never find a more wretched hive of drug addicts and overpriced kebab. We must be cautious.*”

  11. Ameritards csn’t/won’t/couldn’t/wouldn’t understand the benefits of mass transit if you broke it down into simple grunts and gestures. Why move tens of hundreds of people at once when you can move individuals at a glacial pace across hilariously large and comically populated interstate.

    They take pride in their automobile industry, remember! Its huge! There’s almost 9 cars for every 10 human beings across all 50 states! And almost 75% of those cars are owned by responsible, fiscally minded Americans, who pay 15%+ interest on the loans for their cars!!!

    We Europoors just couldn’t comprehend having to pay half of our salary into a car loan, they’re just better than us

  16. The McDonald’s logo in the background is doing you no favours here lol

  17. chicago still has a hugely impressive station, there’s just nobody fucking using it

  19. Started writing a book and the very first chapter I started was about the main character showing an American a train station and taking an ICE train over an HSL

  20. Their rail system is already a pile of shit to begin with or we could cripple them by exporting Deutsche Bahn across the pond.

  21. Shit, I haven’t been to Hamburg in almost 20 years, let alone by train, and I immediately recognized that view! The train station is so atrociously designed and oppressive feeling due to how tightly packed everything is that it is apparently even trauma inducing! I just saw that pic and thought “Aw shit, anything, anything but not this again!!” lol

  24. Ah the smell of piss and the screaming in my ears. Ah finally a Hauptbahnhof

  26. They did have good train stations. But they axed their own foot when they decided to not invest in their public transportation.

    I swear US has the worst train system and overall public transportation among all of first world countries.

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