2WE4U Total War factions

by Strong-Clothes4993

42 comments
  1. missing the +50% chance to retreat for pierre

    also it should be a +85% rock pile stealing speed for barry instead

    and jan should have the: can colonise water modifier

  2. Shouldn’t Barry have “Barry”? I guess that’d be OP though. Having drunken tourists is easier to balance. Strong all around unit but needs support from the rest of the army to avoid confrontations with balconies.

  3. Hans’ Towel Slingers:

    – Can be placed outside of the staging area

    – will use “towel mark” which renders territory not accessible for all other troops

    – after using “towel mark”, Towel Slingers will only be able to join the battle as reinforcement units

  4. British dart throwers made me laugh because i should have thought about javelin throwers but i thought about a sweaty drunken fat bastid in a football tshirt throwing darts blindly in a pub

  5. Cool Rome Total War Vibes. Neat post 10/10 would read again

  6. This is so good!!! Most of the symbol features the colors of the flag, and you mention Brites de Almeida!!

    Well done, Luigi! (You have some of the best posts, I really liked the Monaco one, even thought it didn’t get a lot of traction)

  7. Great, now I have to start yet another Rome II campaign.

  8. I‘m pretty certain, that the -50% rebel efficiency for Pedro was meant, that rebels cost you, but in truth those rebels are so damn incompetent, that they get a -50% malus.

  9. Top tier post fratello. Still waiting for medieval III, but I’m slowly losing hope on that front.

  10. Sardinia should be it’s own sub-faction, the sheep lovers

  11. Barry is incorrect; Barry as in English Bazza is Germanic (culturally and ethnolinguistically), so isn’t a rock pile builder nor wore woad or torcs. That’s Dafydd plus Cornwall.

    Do it again or I’ll blare a carnyx outside your house for an entire week while bothering sheep.

  12. I see Brites de Almeida, I upvote

    Counter unit for Pedro’s “hide and sleep” ability

  13. Lol I could tell your nationality the moment I saw that Sicily was split into nearly as many provinces as England. Get a grip Luigi.

  14. Okay, that’s hilarious. I would like to know how do João’s expat knights attack: do they hit you with their macbooks? Or spill the coffee on you?

  15. The Italians know about Brites? You truly are one of the best people of Europa

  16. you seriously gave gallaecia to asspainish? lol fucks sake

  17. we’re the only ones actually good at war, so we’re a no brainer

  18. u/Strong-Clothes4993 strikes again… And we like it.

  19. Awesome post, Luigi. Now include all the countries that are highlighted on the map in white.

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