There’s a ~~marvellous~~ place called Dominican Republic where the vast majority of the population is black but they wish not to be so.
Just informing that I will kidnap Danish kids for two hours, register them as my sons, take a full plane of them to Santo Domingo and sell them in the local market to whiten the island as the self-racist locals want.
Please help me choose a suitable prize considering it is a developing country.
And does that mean that if you leave your child, you’re off the hook after 2 hours?
Please elaborate.
Note taken: don’t go to Denmark after having shaved yourself.
It’s extremely useful, you can tell your annoying child to shut up and listen, or you’ll send it on a Danish vacation
Refreshingly simpler than setting up a fake ice-cream parlor. I approve.
Not the least bit surprised.
How did you think legoland was built?
We must protect this information from the Roma as best as we could possibly can
It’s true. I often try to hide from my kids at the mall, hoping someone will claim them. Until now, sadly, they have found me before the 2 hour limit.
Looks like I have to keep the brats, for now.
The rule is that after 2 hours, until parents are found, you can have de jure parenting rights, so that the real (but negligent) parents can’t afterwards complain about the parenting that took place in their absence.
“I Don’t know what’s worse saying goodbye or the waiting”
I’m sure it is a misunderstanding. After all, in Danish it’s difficult to know when you are buying milk or accepting to adopt someone. The guttural sounds are basically the same. /s
Hopefully they look better after Greenland than their children
What about Portugal ?
That’s it, family trip to Denmark, but only I am coming home.
That’s probably because no one understands danish, not even the danes, and the police don’t have the energy to go through another interrogation where no one can understand each other. So it is easier to just give the child to the kidnapper than starting an investigation.
Less hassle, more Tuborg time.
They had grey zone legal child porn in the 80s. So this isn’t the worst thing about Denmark.
Tourism must be booming in Denmark. Though maybe not the kind that you want.
What’s the resell value? Asking for a friend… (yes, this is /s)
If you ask Danish children for their Parents name you’re not going to understand the answer anyway, so you may just as well give it to anyone who asks for it.
nej
Can Greenland be considered a kid? No particular reason, just wondering.
Also WTF is a kilometer?
Why the surprise? This is the logical developement of a culture that traditionally stole “wives” and burn villages .
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There’s a ~~marvellous~~ place called Dominican Republic where the vast majority of the population is black but they wish not to be so.
Just informing that I will kidnap Danish kids for two hours, register them as my sons, take a full plane of them to Santo Domingo and sell them in the local market to whiten the island as the self-racist locals want.
Please help me choose a suitable prize considering it is a developing country.
And does that mean that if you leave your child, you’re off the hook after 2 hours?
Please elaborate.
Note taken: don’t go to Denmark after having shaved yourself.
It’s extremely useful, you can tell your annoying child to shut up and listen, or you’ll send it on a Danish vacation
https://preview.redd.it/rvxmlksfgfpe1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54749ca7e1060159a4d1ee7c659bc5206d19f4f9
Refreshingly simpler than setting up a fake ice-cream parlor. I approve.
Not the least bit surprised.
How did you think legoland was built?
We must protect this information from the Roma as best as we could possibly can
It’s true. I often try to hide from my kids at the mall, hoping someone will claim them. Until now, sadly, they have found me before the 2 hour limit.
Looks like I have to keep the brats, for now.
The rule is that after 2 hours, until parents are found, you can have de jure parenting rights, so that the real (but negligent) parents can’t afterwards complain about the parenting that took place in their absence.
We have the same, but for lost Bacalhau
Thanks I´ll take that”
Yes, what needs to be clarified?
https://preview.redd.it/mf4fe4ffkfpe1.jpeg?width=237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c359e952fcf1db1709ea4befd67fac9ad94c1c38
“I Don’t know what’s worse saying goodbye or the waiting”
I’m sure it is a misunderstanding. After all, in Danish it’s difficult to know when you are buying milk or accepting to adopt someone. The guttural sounds are basically the same. /s
Hopefully they look better after Greenland than their children
What about Portugal ?
That’s it, family trip to Denmark, but only I am coming home.
That’s probably because no one understands danish, not even the danes, and the police don’t have the energy to go through another interrogation where no one can understand each other. So it is easier to just give the child to the kidnapper than starting an investigation.
Less hassle, more Tuborg time.
They had grey zone legal child porn in the 80s. So this isn’t the worst thing about Denmark.
Tourism must be booming in Denmark. Though maybe not the kind that you want.
What’s the resell value? Asking for a friend… (yes, this is /s)
Meanwhile pink countries:
https://preview.redd.it/biozgt09zfpe1.png?width=856&format=png&auto=webp&s=969cbab97750bd8a80244345914d3e1ebf05dc21
Its true, ive claimed about 42 children so far
If you ask Danish children for their Parents name you’re not going to understand the answer anyway, so you may just as well give it to anyone who asks for it.
nej
Can Greenland be considered a kid? No particular reason, just wondering.
Also WTF is a kilometer?
Why the surprise? This is the logical developement of a culture that traditionally stole “wives” and burn villages .
https://preview.redd.it/25kil1y3ggpe1.png?width=725&format=png&auto=webp&s=67c42cc61e48255ea58b4278b84fa0550a10afa1
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