Who knew Snow White was Portuguese?

by Zhurg

41 comments
  1. Barry never seen an actual woman naked up close AND never been to portugal, checks out

  2. That for sure its not the cause why the movie gonna suck.

  3. Shhh… see, this is why we can’t trust you, Barries. First you guys took our gold and are now telling our secret.

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  4. I don’t think there’s a market that is going to not watch a movie because the main actress is Portuguese…

    Not like the film would even show a woman’s naked back anyways, no?

  5. I see two eyebrows, not Portuguese. And she’s also awake, so not Spaniard either.

  6. I love the online chuds who try to gaslight everyone into believing an attractive woman is ugly.

  7. That’s just a good trim, almost buzz cut.

    Not a big fan, as a normal Portuguese man i always go for clipper guard #4 +

  8. 1. That’s absolutely normal. 

    2. The movie isn’t going to bomb because a magnifying glass reveals back hair not visible in the movie. 

    3. She’s attractive but from interviews annoying as hell, and I’m sick of live action Disney remakes anyway, which suck and are a shit concept to start with. The movie will probably suck, and do OK financially by default, but not well. 

  9. I think casting the world’s shittest actress as the main villain will probably also contribute to any failure.

  10. No muscles, no mustache and no unibrow, this bi*ch is just a portuguese wannabe.

  11. Advice for Prince Charming candidates: Don’t ruin your life, only we have been trained since birth to handle our drama queens.

  12. I’ve seen Rachel Zegler for the first time in Shazam 2 and since then, she’s been my first and only celeb crush

  13. This is almost “boobs feels like sand” levels of virginity

  14. Well maybe the steriotypes really are true. Im portuguese and dont mind that at all.

  15. Barry’s wife is in ceramic ? Peach fuzz was on most naked girls i have seen…

  16. All this discourse about this movie being woke or not, and yet no one is talking about the real issue: not enough movies where giant monsters throw each other through entire cities like folding chairs.

  17. Barry being a little too culturally close to the US savages and proving the point.

  18. This is a misunderstanding, men like this just have an issue if someone has a spine.

  19. no moustache and too much skin exposed, so no.

    maybe a greek femboy?

  20. As long as she’s pale skinned with black hair in the film I don’t care where she comes from. I love that skin/hair combo.

  21. So white as a snow, schnee weiss .. yeah i now the snow of Silesia

  22. I thought she was dutch, living in Portugal.

    She’s slightly taller than average, living in a cave or tree, but she is surrounded by a bunch of mutated, midget regards.

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