Drink it politely and stoically. Stiff upper lip and all that.
Chuck it down the sink and pretend it didn’t happen
Pretend to be very distracted and into the conversation and keep busy and hey-presto, tea’s gone cold. Never reheat it, have to make a new one – it’s okay I’ll do it, my turn.
Slam it down violently, spilling much of it contents then demand that the tea maker go through the process in front of you demonstrating how such a blasphemous beverage was created, then politely but firmly correct every step where idiotic mistakes were made
I’d say it didn’t taste right! The milk must be turning!
If I made it (milk off?) start again.
If made for me, leave it to go cold then go and make a replacement.
Aren’t they all bad?
Chug it down.
Sling it 👍
“I’ll just take my cup into the kitchen, oh no, it’s no bother my love (to fling this fucking monstrosity of a tea into the hell-fire)”.
Aim at the eyes.
Leave it alone. Let it go cold. When your host sees this, they will know why.
Ask the person who made it if they are from Manchester. My experience, n = 2, is that you can’t get a good brew in Manchester. I said it.
Chastise the oersonbwjonmsde it for their lack of respect
I used to live with a girl who would spit it out immediately and was very clear that if you were going to make her a cup of tea it had to be top tier.
Slosh it in the nearest plant pot.
Any cup of tea offered should be drunk, regardless of the quality.
It would be rude not to.
Drink it
Off with his head!
Those guys are correct. I was angry just watching him make it.
Nobody is able to make a good cup of tea except for yourself, let’s face it, there’s always something wrong.
For me, most people think that the tea bag needs to get wet… I like what I call “fortnightly”, because it should be too weak. I like my coffee the same way: it’s much more economical not having to buy more tea bags and jars of coffee all the time. 🤣🤣🤣
Drink it unless you can taste that the milk went in before the hot water (milky as f**k). That’s the only time to express disgust.
Make a jokey off the cuff remark like ,did you only threaten it with a tea bag? Or are we back on rations? Just to spread the seed of doubt that they’re tea making skills is an embarrassment to the entire British empire
Drink it and tell someone else all about it later over a good cup of tes
Like a true brit.
Drink it without complaint and never mention it.
But if someone made it for you, never accept a cup from them ever again.
Divorce !
It’s gotta be pretty bad for me not to drink it. Clients would make me a cuppa every time i visited and the range was pretty wide, but at least once i remember pouring it down the sink while they stepped out.
What i can’t stand is when they’ve used a mug they’ve just washed with dish soap and the tea tastes minty fresh.
I won’t let anyone make me a cup of tea since being a plumber, because of this… If they can’t make a Nato standard coffee, I can’t even fathom what the tea would be like.
Gentle tutting of disapproval
chuck to the floor and say stick the earl grey up ya jacksie and get the builders tea out 😂
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Drink it politely and stoically. Stiff upper lip and all that.
Chuck it down the sink and pretend it didn’t happen
Pretend to be very distracted and into the conversation and keep busy and hey-presto, tea’s gone cold. Never reheat it, have to make a new one – it’s okay I’ll do it, my turn.
Slam it down violently, spilling much of it contents then demand that the tea maker go through the process in front of you demonstrating how such a blasphemous beverage was created, then politely but firmly correct every step where idiotic mistakes were made
I’d say it didn’t taste right! The milk must be turning!
If I made it (milk off?) start again.
If made for me, leave it to go cold then go and make a replacement.
Aren’t they all bad?
Chug it down.
Sling it 👍
“I’ll just take my cup into the kitchen, oh no, it’s no bother my love (to fling this fucking monstrosity of a tea into the hell-fire)”.
Aim at the eyes.
Leave it alone. Let it go cold. When your host sees this, they will know why.
Ask the person who made it if they are from Manchester. My experience, n = 2, is that you can’t get a good brew in Manchester. I said it.
Chastise the oersonbwjonmsde it for their lack of respect
I used to live with a girl who would spit it out immediately and was very clear that if you were going to make her a cup of tea it had to be top tier.
Slosh it in the nearest plant pot.
Any cup of tea offered should be drunk, regardless of the quality.
It would be rude not to.
Drink it
Off with his head!
Those guys are correct. I was angry just watching him make it.
Nobody is able to make a good cup of tea except for yourself, let’s face it, there’s always something wrong.
For me, most people think that the tea bag needs to get wet… I like what I call “fortnightly”, because it should be too weak. I like my coffee the same way: it’s much more economical not having to buy more tea bags and jars of coffee all the time. 🤣🤣🤣
Drink it unless you can taste that the milk went in before the hot water (milky as f**k). That’s the only time to express disgust.
Make a jokey off the cuff remark like ,did you only threaten it with a tea bag? Or are we back on rations? Just to spread the seed of doubt that they’re tea making skills is an embarrassment to the entire British empire
Drink it and tell someone else all about it later over a good cup of tes
Like a true brit.
Drink it without complaint and never mention it.
But if someone made it for you, never accept a cup from them ever again.
Divorce !
It’s gotta be pretty bad for me not to drink it. Clients would make me a cuppa every time i visited and the range was pretty wide, but at least once i remember pouring it down the sink while they stepped out.
What i can’t stand is when they’ve used a mug they’ve just washed with dish soap and the tea tastes minty fresh.
I won’t let anyone make me a cup of tea since being a plumber, because of this… If they can’t make a Nato standard coffee, I can’t even fathom what the tea would be like.
Gentle tutting of disapproval
chuck to the floor and say stick the earl grey up ya jacksie and get the builders tea out 😂
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