Hear me out: They have to become independent from R*ssia. They can make their own laws, regulations and such, and when time is right, they can join the EU
BUT:
They have to do it all in German. We could even call them something like “Königsberg”
I thought that one up myself
Yeah, Germany lost dibs this on this land by going a bit OTT.
Spit on river between Polen Lithuania. Strait bonders not allowed in Europa
We should make it Eurovisionland. Project the whole broadcast onto a giant screen in space so you can see it from Moscow. And we should make it extra gay so I say Pierre can organise it each year
It’s rightfully Czech soil.
Send local inhabitants to find the Kalinin (I only wonder where he left) resettle with Czechs. Gulášek and svíčková instead of kebabs at the polish sea.
Give to Portugal, and extange populations.
They are eastern Europe .
Germany can Stay whith Portugal continental, That its full of german hippies.
These three cities are the least creative half-assed city names I’ve seen in my god damn life.
“Boss, We got some unnamed cities!”
Call it Neman after the river that gives.
“Okay boss!”
Call the other one Slavsk because we’re Slavic up here.
“okay…?”
Call the big one Sovietsk, because this gonna look good when we hit the 2000’s and the Soviet Union is bigger than ever.
“Sir, the wall just fell.”
We settle all the Americans there who are fleeing the Trump state.
Give it to Poland!
Give it to malta idc
* 10 missed calls from Česká Republika *
Bleed m dry
Isn’t that OUR territory?
17th Bundesland Prussia returning
Let’s Crimea it…
Double it and give it to the next Country
we should do a little trolling and create a Russian Taiwan. Fund some separatist groups, do some sabotage… you know, just the usual Russian playbook.
And the funniest part: what are they gonna do about it?
Send some Tanks there? don’t think so, except they want a glazed Moscow.
Send their “Navy”? Yeah, I think that’s gonna sink on its own.
For now, Lithuania es more likely to become russian than Kaliningrad to become german
Wake up!!
We need another silly micro state, refound Prussia.
28 comments
Hear me out: They have to become independent from R*ssia. They can make their own laws, regulations and such, and when time is right, they can join the EU
BUT:
They have to do it all in German. We could even call them something like “Königsberg”
I thought that one up myself
Yeah, Germany lost dibs this on this land by going a bit OTT.
Partition between Poland and Belgium.
https://i.redd.it/b84mrfboyrqe1.gif
Definitely not the Vennbhan:
https://preview.redd.it/01y04pvyyrqe1.png?width=1001&format=png&auto=webp&s=22e2ffa9cbc04f2d2dfbddf2f7bb5d7afbcddfe0
Make Konigsberg great again
first ~~polish~~ Russian deluge
Spit on river between Polen Lithuania. Strait bonders not allowed in Europa
We should make it Eurovisionland. Project the whole broadcast onto a giant screen in space so you can see it from Moscow. And we should make it extra gay so I say Pierre can organise it each year
It’s rightfully Czech soil.
Send local inhabitants to find the Kalinin (I only wonder where he left) resettle with Czechs. Gulášek and svíčková instead of kebabs at the polish sea.
Give to Portugal, and extange populations.
They are eastern Europe .
Germany can Stay whith Portugal continental, That its full of german hippies.
These three cities are the least creative half-assed city names I’ve seen in my god damn life.
“Boss, We got some unnamed cities!”
Call it Neman after the river that gives.
“Okay boss!”
Call the other one Slavsk because we’re Slavic up here.
“okay…?”
Call the big one Sovietsk, because this gonna look good when we hit the 2000’s and the Soviet Union is bigger than ever.
“Sir, the wall just fell.”
https://preview.redd.it/pjaku2n32sqe1.png?width=252&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5ca58a21594abefa1a640ca4f29f687c01bc90c
Ah yes, Kralovec.
We settle all the Americans there who are fleeing the Trump state.
Give it to Poland!
Give it to malta idc
* 10 missed calls from Česká Republika *
Bleed m dry
Isn’t that OUR territory?
17th Bundesland Prussia returning
Let’s Crimea it…
Double it and give it to the next Country
we should do a little trolling and create a Russian Taiwan. Fund some separatist groups, do some sabotage… you know, just the usual Russian playbook.
And the funniest part: what are they gonna do about it?
Send some Tanks there? don’t think so, except they want a glazed Moscow.
Send their “Navy”? Yeah, I think that’s gonna sink on its own.
For now, Lithuania es more likely to become russian than Kaliningrad to become german
Wake up!!
We need another silly micro state, refound Prussia.
Isn’t it Königsberg?
Make it the private property of our king
“Special operation” incoming?
Comments are closed.