‘ello there guvnor. ‘Ave yoo got a loicense for them Royal Chartered Ketamine tablets
Teeth removal pills
You’ll get extreme urges to collect piles of rocks
Pass out immediately and wake up to a fifteen stella magnitude hangover on a beach in Mallorca.
You get a nice bloo passport, a bus pass, free beans for breakfast, a handshake from the King and a lifetime subscription to Yorkshire Tea.
Your hatred for the Fr*nch Will double and you must do everything in your power to let everyone you meet know your opinion of them
Hair loss, weight gain, alcoholism
within the first five minutes, your cock will have grown about 9 inches. You’ll finally be able to crack a joke and make good music. Side effects: you’ll have an uncontrollable urge to drink strong lager in dark rooms, punch police horses and eat kebab meat. After 9 months of regular use you’ll be a double platinum card-carrying, premium member, battle pass holding, v.i.p of the fuck France club
You will start speaking Basque
You’ll speak basque
You immediately become Barry 63, and do not pass go
Stay away from balconies
You’ll be able to crack a joke
They have hidden properties. You can’t see it, but it’s actually one red pill, and one blue pill.
If you eat the red pill first, you will become English, and start to sing Rule Britannia. If you eat the blue pill first, you will become Scottish, and go looking for bagpipes to play.
Balconies will become irresistible
You will instantly dislike the Fr5nch and crave going to a pub for a pint.
you’ll send your petty criminals to australia
I’m hiding my potato’s just in case.
Oh they are just depressants
You will feel a sharp stabbing pain in your abdomen.
You’ll have the urge to put your flag in the corner of other flags
Your teeth will start falling out, you will gain about 30 kilos in weight and feel the sudden urge to get drunk and punch someone, then tell them that they are your best friend and you love them really. Then punch them again.
God will smite you, of course.
I hope you know these are meant to be administered through the butt
In the first stage you will most likely start talking with a crooked tongue and jaw, slurring a language that resembles to English.
2nd stage and if your body is not so resistant, it is expected that you will get bald spots from 28 yo as well as a freckle. You will also feel the inner need to visit Greek islands and pee in the sea.
If during the 3rd stage you notice that you feel uncomfortable around beer, TV screens and ugly women, it would be a good idea to visit the pharmacist who prescribed those pills.
I guess you’ll turn Greek?
You will be orange, and you will wake up next to a Susan in Magaluf
Are you popping them in the wrong end French style or via the mouth like normal people?
you’ll become basque
Everybody’ll be cool. You’ll be cool.
You’ll wake up in Northern Ireland on an Orange March
Twice BREXIT
eat a bunch of green white and orange haribo after taking these and listen to some irish rebel songs.
Throw on Wind that shakes the Barley. You may be taking the medicinal soup but you can still rebel when you are feeling better
See a doctor if your upper lip is stiff for longer than four hours.
You will cook terrible food
If they want to lift a rock while speaking in a protoEuropean language, it is concentrated Basque essence. I would not recommend it, but sometimes it is necessary for survival in mountainous terrain.
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Don’t let them touch your teeth
Instant fatty liver
You will go bonkers.
‘ello there guvnor. ‘Ave yoo got a loicense for them Royal Chartered Ketamine tablets
Teeth removal pills
You’ll get extreme urges to collect piles of rocks
Pass out immediately and wake up to a fifteen stella magnitude hangover on a beach in Mallorca.
You get a nice bloo passport, a bus pass, free beans for breakfast, a handshake from the King and a lifetime subscription to Yorkshire Tea.
Your hatred for the Fr*nch Will double and you must do everything in your power to let everyone you meet know your opinion of them
Hair loss, weight gain, alcoholism
within the first five minutes, your cock will have grown about 9 inches. You’ll finally be able to crack a joke and make good music. Side effects: you’ll have an uncontrollable urge to drink strong lager in dark rooms, punch police horses and eat kebab meat. After 9 months of regular use you’ll be a double platinum card-carrying, premium member, battle pass holding, v.i.p of the fuck France club
You will start speaking Basque
You’ll speak basque
You immediately become Barry 63, and do not pass go
Stay away from balconies
You’ll be able to crack a joke
They have hidden properties. You can’t see it, but it’s actually one red pill, and one blue pill.
If you eat the red pill first, you will become English, and start to sing Rule Britannia. If you eat the blue pill first, you will become Scottish, and go looking for bagpipes to play.
Balconies will become irresistible
You will instantly dislike the Fr5nch and crave going to a pub for a pint.
you’ll send your petty criminals to australia
I’m hiding my potato’s just in case.
Oh they are just depressants
You will feel a sharp stabbing pain in your abdomen.
You’ll have the urge to put your flag in the corner of other flags
https://i.redd.it/x1v7tycbh2re1.gif
You’re going to have a cheeky night out.
Your teeth will start falling out, you will gain about 30 kilos in weight and feel the sudden urge to get drunk and punch someone, then tell them that they are your best friend and you love them really. Then punch them again.
God will smite you, of course.
I hope you know these are meant to be administered through the butt
You’ll have a sudden urge to listen to Aphex Twin
https://preview.redd.it/clzptsldk2re1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba1159035bbd68ac8f554db06b030848c47b1e7
It depends on your body and its tolerance.
In the first stage you will most likely start talking with a crooked tongue and jaw, slurring a language that resembles to English.
2nd stage and if your body is not so resistant, it is expected that you will get bald spots from 28 yo as well as a freckle. You will also feel the inner need to visit Greek islands and pee in the sea.
If during the 3rd stage you notice that you feel uncomfortable around beer, TV screens and ugly women, it would be a good idea to visit the pharmacist who prescribed those pills.
I guess you’ll turn Greek?
You will be orange, and you will wake up next to a Susan in Magaluf
You lose EU passport
https://preview.redd.it/5j9xk4a9m2re1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=1d8ff89ff9c0ddd74a99bee50c2d02fc68e3c374
You will Transcend to the final form of Barry.
Usually this.
#Dont forget to take them witha Bo’o’ O’ Wo’a
You’ll find yourself on a [night boat to Cairo](https://youtu.be/lLLL1KxpYMA?si=LVlZjdtf5vSBzhro) to collect historical artefacts.
Are you popping them in the wrong end French style or via the mouth like normal people?
you’ll become basque
Everybody’ll be cool. You’ll be cool.
You’ll wake up in Northern Ireland on an Orange March
Twice BREXIT
eat a bunch of green white and orange haribo after taking these and listen to some irish rebel songs.
Throw on Wind that shakes the Barley. You may be taking the medicinal soup but you can still rebel when you are feeling better
See a doctor if your upper lip is stiff for longer than four hours.
You will cook terrible food
If they want to lift a rock while speaking in a protoEuropean language, it is concentrated Basque essence. I would not recommend it, but sometimes it is necessary for survival in mountainous terrain.
Turn into Austin Powers
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