A bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich cause he was hungry.
It all started when Franz Ferdinand’s “Take Me Out” was an instant hit. Or something like that
It all started when Franz Ferdinand’s “Take Me Out” was an instant hit. Or something like that
“You see, when daddy Bismarck got fired…”
I once spent an entire flight from Milan to Paris explaining to my girlfriend the differences between Milanese white steel armor and German gothic armor. She never forced me to go to Paris ever again.
Make my boy José the official 2we4u mascot!
3 cousins from the same family were having a tiff.
It all started when the evil and barbaric Serbians brutally assasinated the rightous and widely beloved archduke of Austria. The principled and fault-less country of Austria then, despite all hostility, tried to engage in diplomacy by sending a just, fair and trustworthy letter of recommendations to Serbia. However the imperialistic and foul Russian empire abused this window of crisis (in the otherwise so strong and stable Austrian Empire) to threaten war!
Austria, ever brave and protective of its subjects, did of course not falter! And it would undoubtedly have been victorious, if not for the small-minded Germans, the measly French and the pretentious British, who (without any Austrian participation may I add) escalated this conflict into a world war.
And it was so, that the virtous, upstanding and faultless country of Austria was dragged into the barbarism, so typical for the rest of Europe.
At least that’s what I learned in school. I don’t know, I’m not a historian ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
actually happened to me, exactly like this. why are they like this?
You see, on December 25th of the year 800 Charlemagne established the Carolingian Empire […]
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The assassination of prince Ferdinand!
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A bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich cause he was hungry.
It all started when Franz Ferdinand’s “Take Me Out” was an instant hit. Or something like that
It all started when Franz Ferdinand’s “Take Me Out” was an instant hit. Or something like that
“You see, when daddy Bismarck got fired…”
I once spent an entire flight from Milan to Paris explaining to my girlfriend the differences between Milanese white steel armor and German gothic armor. She never forced me to go to Paris ever again.
Make my boy José the official 2we4u mascot!
3 cousins from the same family were having a tiff.
It all started when the evil and barbaric Serbians brutally assasinated the rightous and widely beloved archduke of Austria. The principled and fault-less country of Austria then, despite all hostility, tried to engage in diplomacy by sending a just, fair and trustworthy letter of recommendations to Serbia. However the imperialistic and foul Russian empire abused this window of crisis (in the otherwise so strong and stable Austrian Empire) to threaten war!
Austria, ever brave and protective of its subjects, did of course not falter! And it would undoubtedly have been victorious, if not for the small-minded Germans, the measly French and the pretentious British, who (without any Austrian participation may I add) escalated this conflict into a world war.
And it was so, that the virtous, upstanding and faultless country of Austria was dragged into the barbarism, so typical for the rest of Europe.
At least that’s what I learned in school. I don’t know, I’m not a historian ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
actually happened to me, exactly like this. why are they like this?
You see, on December 25th of the year 800 Charlemagne established the Carolingian Empire […]
https://preview.redd.it/wk1xirzh44re1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1ac56b9f7bbaa38efe7f8d42b453f0119a64b12
“Many would start this explanation with Gavrilo Princip, but, my dear, I’d go all the way to a region called Schleswig-Holstein in the year 1864…”
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