The orange man ‘knows’ it’s nothing but endless ice there so he doesn’t want it. Greenland on the other hand..
Your population is less than my birth city.
Everybody’s talking about Iceland and the Isle of Man, meanwhile Faroe island murder-chilling whales
Wait until the frogs hear you have fish.
Hey, Iceland, your country is bigger than ours, yet you have a nationwide population that’s less than our capital city. When shit comes down, can we hide in your glorious nation? Before you say no, think of all the amazing Polish labourers you’ll earn
Hatrið mun sigra, Evrópa hrynja,
vefur lyga, rísið úr öskunni
sameinuð sem eitt…thanks for the optimism!
Do you want us to bully you?
Don’t worry colony-bros, I think about you 🇬🇱❤️🇮🇸
Mostly about your women, to be quite frank. Send me a few and I’ll read the Older Edda to them, or whatever it is your women are into idk
That’ll change if the Iberians learn that you have fish
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tbf when has anyone noticed iceland ever?
No way Icelandic people are real
Aren’t people in Iceland just holograms to make the world believe that people actually live there? Just like what they doing in Luxemburg?
Got any room left, on your island?
The only genetic diversity on Iceland is when the elves breed with humans to keep them from population collapse
GET YOUR ARMY READY FFS, WAR IS ON THE MENU
AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE AID DONATIONS TO UKRAINE, YOU BETTER HAVE A FEW BILLION READY BY TOMORROW YOU FREELOADING FUCKS😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
ALSO HELP US AGAINST THE US AND PUT 100% TARIFFS ON EVERYTHING YOU INBRED PIECES OF SHIT 🤬🤬🤬🤬
I SWEAR ALL OF THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!
Hope you feel a bit more noticed now😇
For now
and Isle of Man
Lmao imagine being Icelandic and having to swipe on people using ancestry.com
It was only a couple of days ago that the news was of your Minister for Children’s Affairs being a nonce.
I go south when I set sail to discover the World. Why should I sail north to a cold ass bitch iceberg?
Once the US have Greenland, you’ll be next
I heard about your family minister this month, so there’s that.
Isn’t it great to hear about your country in international news?
You are always on our minds.
https://preview.redd.it/1z5k8nrhe9re1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=fdee27192b5369e189d32b1e8e705b7f96e141fe
We still remember you dw, one day our people will be together.
orange man isnt trying to invade your island and no one is expecting you to fight a war – I’d say you guys have it pretty good right now lmao
51st state. Greenland alone has a too small population so they’re adding Faroe and Iceland as well
https://preview.redd.it/3iydvzcrh9re1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=142506ad46a419a29968182314d9b8d93ca4fd68
Soon…
I’m jealous!
The orange man ‘knows’ it’s nothing but endless ice there so he doesn’t want it. Greenland on the other hand..
Your population is less than my birth city.
Everybody’s talking about Iceland and the Isle of Man, meanwhile Faroe island murder-chilling whales
Wait until the frogs hear you have fish.
Hey, Iceland, your country is bigger than ours, yet you have a nationwide population that’s less than our capital city. When shit comes down, can we hide in your glorious nation? Before you say no, think of all the amazing Polish labourers you’ll earn
Hatrið mun sigra, Evrópa hrynja,
vefur lyga, rísið úr öskunni
sameinuð sem eitt…thanks for the optimism!
Do you want us to bully you?
Don’t worry colony-bros, I think about you 🇬🇱❤️🇮🇸
Mostly about your women, to be quite frank. Send me a few and I’ll read the Older Edda to them, or whatever it is your women are into idk
That’ll change if the Iberians learn that you have fish
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