This guy just singlehandedly fixed the reputation of English tourists in Amsterdam for at least a decade.
Imagine getting destroyed by a Barry 20 pints and 10 spliffs deep.
Bet he was tapping on windows for a 50 Euro shag that very same night. Propa Western values.
This is what Johnny Foreigner doesn’t get. He sees the drunken anarchy that takes place on Friday nights the length and breadth of Monkey Island and thinks it is a sign of a declining civilization. In reality, it is a grassroots commitment to keeping the populace up to match fitness for when a bit of aggression is called for.
Match fitness 🤣👏🏼
Using our experienced handling of the knife for good
Luv me chips
Hate terrorists
Simple as
Fight? Totally up for that.
2000 years of recorded examples of proper scraps.
This is just driving manners, move on, no big deal, Barry isn’t even bothered himself.
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Seeing a “British tourist” headline turn out positively is a new one for me
Never thought I’d be saying this, but; thanks, Barry. We owe you one.

See also: “Fuck you I’m Millwall” chap at Borough Market
Bloke who fought the bomb terrorist off with a narwhal tusk
Angus fella who broke his foot kicking a terrorist in the nuts at the airport
Brings a tear to the eye
https://preview.redd.it/7z4opcrvlire1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1de5653386676de5aae053fabe4044f31cd5f05
Spirit of Knollsy lives on
Least positively impactful British tourist
heroic fella
So we let Pierre have the world stage, and we’ll fight idiots outside of brothels and porn cinemas.
I’m ok with this.
British tourist in Nairobi.
https://preview.redd.it/wgdwtotgoire1.png?width=382&format=png&auto=webp&s=56b063f2582f570b92e24067fd116c485ba02cf2
This guy just singlehandedly fixed the reputation of English tourists in Amsterdam for at least a decade.
Imagine getting destroyed by a Barry 20 pints and 10 spliffs deep.
Bet he was tapping on windows for a 50 Euro shag that very same night. Propa Western values.
This is what Johnny Foreigner doesn’t get. He sees the drunken anarchy that takes place on Friday nights the length and breadth of Monkey Island and thinks it is a sign of a declining civilization. In reality, it is a grassroots commitment to keeping the populace up to match fitness for when a bit of aggression is called for.
Match fitness 🤣👏🏼
Using our experienced handling of the knife for good
Luv me chips
Hate terrorists
Simple as
Fight? Totally up for that.
2000 years of recorded examples of proper scraps.
This is just driving manners, move on, no big deal, Barry isn’t even bothered himself.
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