As a Gooner, I actually spat out my coffee when I read this.
COYG!
Brennan Johnson made such a poor move. He was at Forest, an absolutely gargantuan club which has been Champions of Europe twice (we don’t really talk about it much though), and absolutely adored by the fans as a local hero, son of a Forest legend, and an absolute baller
He threw all that away to go to fucking Spurs and win nowt when he’d actually get Champion’s League football next season had he stayed with a big club
Spurs fans are used to sloppy 100th’s
Wonder how wide her goal posts are
Fanny like the top of a fireman’s boot…..
maybe, later on, someone has to tell the kids: how i met your mother
Did she even sleep at all?
Of course a spurs player dates a porn actress.
Good that I’m a gunners fan
In some way, “sleeping with” doesn’t sound like the proper term when it’s followed by “101 men in 24 hours”.
That’s fucking, nothing else, they fucked.
A clout like a hippo’s yawn I bet.
No thread left on those tyres
As a Spurs fan, I just can say that it’s another L, as the rest of the season
Rightful so. At least she has something to brag about
She can clearly do so much better if 101 men turn up for her little party.
101 guys, and I thought she had aimed for a higher score
In all seriousness, I don’t understand how any man ‘date’ an ‘adult’ actress (or vice versa). How can you even kiss such a person? I mean ignoring all the medical concerns for a second, how disgusting is that?
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Well played!
As a Gooner, I actually spat out my coffee when I read this.
COYG!
Brennan Johnson made such a poor move. He was at Forest, an absolutely gargantuan club which has been Champions of Europe twice (we don’t really talk about it much though), and absolutely adored by the fans as a local hero, son of a Forest legend, and an absolute baller
He threw all that away to go to fucking Spurs and win nowt when he’d actually get Champion’s League football next season had he stayed with a big club
Spurs fans are used to sloppy 100th’s
Wonder how wide her goal posts are
Fanny like the top of a fireman’s boot…..
maybe, later on, someone has to tell the kids: how i met your mother
Did she even sleep at all?
Of course a spurs player dates a porn actress.
Good that I’m a gunners fan
In some way, “sleeping with” doesn’t sound like the proper term when it’s followed by “101 men in 24 hours”.
That’s fucking, nothing else, they fucked.
A clout like a hippo’s yawn I bet.
No thread left on those tyres
As a Spurs fan, I just can say that it’s another L, as the rest of the season
Rightful so. At least she has something to brag about
She can clearly do so much better if 101 men turn up for her little party.
101 guys, and I thought she had aimed for a higher score
In all seriousness, I don’t understand how any man ‘date’ an ‘adult’ actress (or vice versa). How can you even kiss such a person? I mean ignoring all the medical concerns for a second, how disgusting is that?
That’s disgusting. A spurs player 🤮
Lads, it’s Tottenham
Propah british bantah
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