How come all other subreddit mods are fat slobs and ours is a handsome, highly desired stud? What’s his secret?

by Cubelock

38 comments
  1. That facial hair is a bold choice. Going for the Homer Simpson look.

  2. Decisions have been made … Not always the good ones …

  3. Told the Barber he wanted to be the Lion in the Jungle.

  4. Only PIGS citizen actually working, hence the lack of sun.

  5. If you’d wrench the precum out of my boxers now, you could solve the desertification of Spain with it.

  6. Even with that u/rex-ac is railing dutch people night and day.

  7. Take this down right now, my gf is on this sub.

    Just kidding. As if I, a user of 2we4u, could find a partner.

  8. Rex is a Portuguese woman? Change your flair immediately!

  9. This…

    This was a challenging wank, I will admit it.

  10. He is northern Andalusian, from the Swedish kingdom of Pedroche

  11. Should’ve gone with the monkey tail to really make’em swoon.

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