See what a bit of dick-sucking can do for you?

by blue_strat

29 comments
  1. Excuse me while I wash the taste of cheeto dust and sadness out of my mouth

  2. Our government’s dick sucking somehow achieved the opposite. Apparently Keir is better at giving pleasure than our 7 federal council members combined.

  3. Wooo Brexit. Wonder if European companies might move here to get a better tariff deal

  4. so he made buying things from the UK less more expensive than for others… got it.

  5. That’s still a lot less for the EU than for other countries despite all the rhetoric against it, bro is scared.

    Also, this doesn’t make your any more relevant than the shell of a past empire you are Barry, sorry 🙁

  6. Very likely because the 10% is a first offer, we can barter that down. Intriguing times for the British economy, we could leech back from the Irish. Never thought I’d see the day

  7. My ranking of a country out of 100 correlates to the percentage of tariffs Trump has put on them. I see the 20% as a badge of honour.

  8. Well, gives us the opportunity to retaliate by WTO rules. Done right, this will do more good than harm, if we hit Trump supporting oligarchs selectively. Which would be a-ok and very legal. Dump the entire volume of tariffs on Musk, Bezos and Zuckerberg and cause a panic on Wallstreet.

  9. Trump weirdly likes the UK. It’s kind of funny, but what’s with him saying that America could join the commonwealth?

  10. I saw he gave it 41% tariffs to the falklands for no apparent reason

  11. Does he genuinely believe doubling down on a trade war with his nations biggest trade partners will aid his economy?

  12. Nice and all you had to trade in for it was your dignity!

  13. I will go pop some popcorn, the responses to this from EU and China will be golden. I can’t wait for his stupid grine to fade away when it happens

    Does somebody else want some?

  14. I told you that letter from the king was going to work.

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  15. Baseline 10% tariffs, I am going to go over there and roll on the floor, laughing. They are just simply handing the world the keys to freedom from them, you cannot make this shit up

  16. I hope they retaliate with tariffs on digital services. 1. this hurts the social media a-holes around him who influence our democracies 2. it’s easier to replace- and scale domestically than probably any other industry 3. it would alleviate our current account deficit with the yanks 4. pass laws that those special taxes also apply to yank companies who have set root in European tax havens.

  17. bro is imposing tariffs on everyone. what if we all impose some ridiculous tariffs on them until they realize they dont rule the world…

  18. Pharma, semis, lumber, copper, and other rare earth are excluded from tariffs so far

  19. I hope the entire rest of the world reciprocates so hard that the orange fuck finally croaks of a heart attack. Only backside of this would be me accidentally drinking myself to death after hearing the news.

  20. Oh Barry, just you wait until Ursula lays down our battle plan. Trump is going to suffer

  21. does Europe care?

    NO

    they elected him (allowed elections to be fixed in his favor) now they have to live with him (die starving)

    God bless them, I hope most survive but we all know thats not gonna be the case

  22. This will certainly revitalize the decrepit biritsh industries.

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