Nah, they like their Nazi gold a lot, they don’t join anything.
Because they have a secret tariff on foreigners, it’s called the swiss franc
They forgot about us, I doubt they even know we exists. So it is 10% flat rate, if you guys want to re-export I am open for business 🙂
Meh, pharma isn’t getting any tarriffs and economic transactions goes to the Cayman Islands anyways.
To bad for Swiss chocolate, Cuukoo watches and raclette grill makers, but the Swiss will manage.
WHo is laughing now switzerland?
apparently noone, we are all confused and worried
Seems like we will go back to being mercenaries and farmers.
Ironically this might be good for us since they tariffed pretty much all imports, including those of our competitors who usually got more than 20% (34 for China for instance).
So EU products will have a procentually smaller cost increase compared to east Asian goods. The only persons that truly suffers though is their own consumer base since it will take a long long time before the US gets all the production and suppliers back as imports of all kinds will be hit by price hikes.
Let’s see what happens. Orange man says something different every day. I wouldn’t jump to conclusions yet.
And if push comes to shove, we can grab them by the balls. We’re one of their biggest creditors, we invest heavily in the US economy. We could also reallocate these funds and hollow them slowly out from the inside.
MFW the average ameripoors can afford a Rolex even less now
Who cares he should give us all a 100% tarifs, the quicker we can dumb them the better
They should buy more F35
The UK is 10 % so to avoid taxes everyone is gonna export via UK. Just like all that GAFAM in Ireland avoiding Tax.
It’s a schnanigans!
Probably confused Switzerland with Sweden again. Or even Svalbard since they also taxed inhabited islands
lmao 31 for Switzerland are they trying to tarriff luxury watches? that’s gona hit the billionaire class
We even wrote a love letter on how much of a non-EU country we are. :(((((
Any tips for our local politician on how to successfully impress the oligarchoyanko-russotards?
Hi, Dick Schoof here, your friendly Dutch PM with the funny name. No need to panic, my mountain goblin friends. I have called a council with the Irish and Luxemburglars (?) where we will be sharing best practices on tax evasion, re-exporting and other nefarious financial moves. You are welcome to join as well.
As an appetizer, our finest economists have already been able to work out that it is the Americans who will be paying for imports, so all good there. Step 2 is finding some silly countries that we can dump any excess goods on that they can no longer afford. Perhaps we can convince the Saudis that champagne doesn’t actually count as haram?
Those Heard and McDonald islands pinguins had it coming too…
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Nah, they like their Nazi gold a lot, they don’t join anything.
Because they have a secret tariff on foreigners, it’s called the swiss franc
They forgot about us, I doubt they even know we exists. So it is 10% flat rate, if you guys want to re-export I am open for business 🙂
Meh, pharma isn’t getting any tarriffs and economic transactions goes to the Cayman Islands anyways.
To bad for Swiss chocolate, Cuukoo watches and raclette grill makers, but the Swiss will manage.
WHo is laughing now switzerland?
apparently noone, we are all confused and worried
Seems like we will go back to being mercenaries and farmers.
Ironically this might be good for us since they tariffed pretty much all imports, including those of our competitors who usually got more than 20% (34 for China for instance).
So EU products will have a procentually smaller cost increase compared to east Asian goods. The only persons that truly suffers though is their own consumer base since it will take a long long time before the US gets all the production and suppliers back as imports of all kinds will be hit by price hikes.
Let’s see what happens. Orange man says something different every day. I wouldn’t jump to conclusions yet.
And if push comes to shove, we can grab them by the balls. We’re one of their biggest creditors, we invest heavily in the US economy. We could also reallocate these funds and hollow them slowly out from the inside.
MFW the average ameripoors can afford a Rolex even less now
Who cares he should give us all a 100% tarifs, the quicker we can dumb them the better
They should buy more F35
The UK is 10 % so to avoid taxes everyone is gonna export via UK. Just like all that GAFAM in Ireland avoiding Tax.
It’s a schnanigans!
Probably confused Switzerland with Sweden again. Or even Svalbard since they also taxed inhabited islands
lmao 31 for Switzerland are they trying to tarriff luxury watches? that’s gona hit the billionaire class
We even wrote a love letter on how much of a non-EU country we are. :(((((
Any tips for our local politician on how to successfully impress the oligarchoyanko-russotards?
Hi, Dick Schoof here, your friendly Dutch PM with the funny name. No need to panic, my mountain goblin friends. I have called a council with the Irish and Luxemburglars (?) where we will be sharing best practices on tax evasion, re-exporting and other nefarious financial moves. You are welcome to join as well.
As an appetizer, our finest economists have already been able to work out that it is the Americans who will be paying for imports, so all good there. Step 2 is finding some silly countries that we can dump any excess goods on that they can no longer afford. Perhaps we can convince the Saudis that champagne doesn’t actually count as haram?
Those Heard and McDonald islands pinguins had it coming too…
https://preview.redd.it/yhpx0qpvvlse1.png?width=815&format=png&auto=webp&s=16caa490001f4bf93102a4ccfe700a1da7531483
Lol serbia got 37% which seems a lot until you learn that serbia has 74% tarrifs on American products.
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